Spexguy
@spexguy.bsky.social
it's cha bull. 30, married, super gay, livin it up in the swamp. RN in southeast Georgia.
Being unable to cross the threshold of a topless bar like I'm a sexually fixated vampire. Well, more sexually fixated than the average bodily fluid drinker, anyway.
Bottomless nachos at the topless bar, now that’s what I call versatility.
Ron’s a practical learner Another comm for anon
Diplomatic greeting
Look, I’m sorry, but we’re all forming Voltron and somebody has to be the dick.
Also I want someone tied to magic, like Dr. Doom or Dr Strange, to just casually tell Cyclops or someone “I didn’t get to say this when Krakoa was in full swing, but you guys know clones don’t get souls right?” And deal with that for like a year.
Classy Lads: Bimble’s not joining the team. He’s too much of a free spirit to be tied down, figuratively. 3/3
A thread of my various comic threads. First up, The Summoner, a comic about a stoner who accidentally stumbles upon a ritual to summon monsters: bsky.app/profile/wait...
The Summoner
exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
When the flight attendant asks if there's a doctor on board
I have a PhD in religion?
🎶She's up all night to pet dogs I'm up all night to pet dogs We're up all night to pet dogs We're up all night to pet puppies🎶
We gotta make obstagoon the gooner mascot it's right there in the name cmon plus tell me you can't easily picture him jerking his big dick to porn with his tongue hanging out of his mouth all day every day
Bro the hot batdad incest/cuck artist is an ENGINEER??? ISNT HIS PARTNER A DOCTOR???
It's that day huh 🤧 Imagine sending nudes as a gift 🫣... unless