Weaz
@spiceweasel.bsky.social
On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account, fuck ICE & Titus Forever
If you wanted garlic parm wings, well, too bad, I ate em up
Weaz@spiceweasel.bsky.social · 2h agoabout to go on a wegmans run (with bep!), anyone need anything?
Thought about going for a run this afternoon, on second thought
How is it time to cut and file my nails again, this body is a prison
about to go on a wegmans run (with bep!), anyone need anything?
[Two women walking by] Woman 1: Oh no, a store closed Woman 2: [looking at sign] Oh, it was a Walgreens [they both laugh, relieved]
Incredible sunset blessing our home superior, Philadelphia.
Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats
there are no bad joke formats, only unfunny people who would reply to pics of pizza with a story about how their husband or wife's ass fell off after eating a slice and then died
possible to eat meal without spilling on shirt eat food no shirt spill possible? can i eat food without spilling on shirt clean shirt after meal impossible food stain on shirt how to clean food stain fashionable? world record meals spilled on shirt world record cash prize
Demeter, the Greek goddess of the harvest, famously did the dirty with Count Dracula
if you ever want to feel clinically insane for 20 minutes on a tuesday morning, try to save a picture that's embedded in a shared word doc via sharepoint, you cannot do it! it will not let you right click save! & when you look up how to solve it, the fuckass internet says "right click & save!"
we booked our vacay rental for the maine trip and it is something else
what do i want for my bday dinner??? i'm 44 and my mom still wants to make a nice dinner for me lol
i am sorry to all my mutuals who are O's fans, what a damn mess
i've been at my job for five years now?! it does not feel that long at all, whereas i worked at my previous job for five of the most awful years of my life (professional)
Sometimes I put on a chicken cam for Chadwick to watch and enjoy and viewers can donate treats to the chickens, and they usually have good nicknames like “Cluck Norris” or “Turkey 2 ?”
I’d probably be way more productive if my laptop would stop bricking
posting a throwback to make up for the Large Adult Son picture from yesterday
Weaz@spiceweasel.bsky.social · 3y agoCase of da Mondays (doesn’t want to wake up from nap edition)
Bep starts preschool in a little over a month, is it normal to feel like crying and/or throwing up like every couple of hours or so? Emotions!
while i understand how difficult and core-shakingly different life becomes after you have a baby, i just simply would not bring my newborn to a showing of The Odyssey, a nearly three hour movie that is also the loudest thing i've ever heard