the chicken dialogues

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i decided to start making a new super mario bros mega drive port with my sgdk engine for no reason and this is easily the most spiritually bootleg thing ive ever made

me: that baby's shirt shows a lion driving a jeep that says animal beach patrol. that's not his natural habitat woman on threads: So this guy on the train is literally looking at the wikipedia entry for lion. finance guy who goes by Aurelius88 on twitter: Without the lion, a nation's borders fall.

~Lyft from airport last night Driver: did you go on vacation? Me: yeah, saw a lot of friends Driver: that’s great! Well guess what? Me: ? Driver: there was a shooting near here Me: what? Driver: yes and some people died Me: that’s terrible Driver: your vacation is now OVER hahaha