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I truly hate Delaware.

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Internal mechanism
The True Source of Value
ASI
Golden Egg factory inside the goose
What you see are the eggs
What produces them is the factory itself
ACI
ASI ASI
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55
Market
Capitalization
Egg
=
value
= JPY 74T +
Goose
+
value
a
5646
Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not valued
Goose value
0?
47
Eggs do not lay eggs
3 → 74
Increase = 71
It was the goose that created value
74 - 3 = 71
Goose value
71
는 49

It speaks optimistically to the fact that, what little political savvy Vance has, has clearly been entirely hollowed out by Trumpism. The man is well on his way to be excommunicated and that brings me joy. The fucking Protestant.

I know they're broadly kind of a sign of a certain kind of fitness, but forearm veins still freak me out. They look way too prominent when I look at them, like I'm gonna nick em on a piece of metal and bleed out.

I know for a god given fact that I am perpetually in direct contradiction of any given Catholic doctrine but this has to be the most blasphemous shit I've ever seen. You need to stab this person with a screwdriver in an alleyway.

Kalshi, the betting market, advertising its service by depicting the crucifixion of Jesus with a betting odd attached to it.

I got a dedicated bits budget, and I swear to God, these custom clown shoes are calling to me like the Green Goblin Mask. When would I use them? For a joke. Would it be worth it? Probably.

The bindle from a particularly infamous hack in Bitcoin history just got sold and people are suspecting the company who did the purchase just could not be assed to check where it was being sourced from. I'm dying.