Squidtamer🦑

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Digital artist | Lover of trash animals | Honk | she/they | no AI/NFT | occasional NSFW 🔞 Prints🖼️: inprnt.com/gallery/squidtamer/ Insta📷: instagram.com/cuttlefishjelly Linktree🌲: linktr.ee/squidtamer

BEHOLD! One of Earth's greatest lineages of life: the lil wiggle arm guys, Meteora. These single-celled critters, originally found in deep-sea sediments, are SO DIFFERENT from other lifeforms on Earth that they're likely in their own kingdom (as in, the Animal Kingdom, the Plant Kingdom etc). 🧪🌿

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating

WOW KNITTING IS GREAT. GOOD LORD, I CAN'T BRLIEVE WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THIS ENTIRE TIME. I finished my first washcloth yesterday and aaaa I'm so proud of it. It survived the wash and dry too!

Photo of a blue knitted washcloth.