people who believe that “right” and “wrong” refer to some real thing that exists are so, so exhausting

Some ojamamas and their daughter!!! 🩷🤍💙🩷🤍💙!!!!!

I'm baffled that so many adults are entertaining the idea that age-gating social media will actually even, like...work. Do you not remember being a kid? How you could always, ALWAYS defeat whatever content filtering software was standing in your way? Kids will find a way to bypass this in MINUTES.

guys who are about to have their identities stolen love to call you a pedophile for saying that online age verification is bad and stupid

We gotta remove the -nm cluster from Latin Loans, just make it M for Coda and N for Onset So Goverment and Nemonic

I have recently started buying bags of Granny Smith apples because the local supermarket sells them on the cheap. I noticed today that a small label proclaims the apples have a "delicious lemon taste." This is confusing to me because they're fucking apples.

Sometimes in the lower class of war flicks they show you a guy holding two guns at once. They make it look easy. It isn't easy.

this WILL work and will not make you seem really weird and off putting btw!

One of the many frustrating things about capitalism is that it's not even efficient at what it does. My job is to take paper invoices that originated on a computer, as all printed documents in the modern world do...and scan them to be viewed on a computer. It's Looney Tunes shit, man!

middlespace life hack: a surefire way to get people to treat you like a 13-year-old instead of an adult is to call yourself an anarchist

It was always really funny to me, even back then, when the adults would say "He has no respect for authority!" as if it were a bad thing Like, yeah, of course I don't, why would I? If anything, it's kind of creepy that you expected me to be submissive by default just because I was a child

anarcho-authoritarianism

I think I'll occupy myself by setting a kaiju loose on Indianapolis Anyone want in on this?

Stellar Dreamer Princess Alice 🌠@starchild.moe · 17h ago

I am tired and bored but I have to force myself to remain awake at least another two and a half hours or else I will completely fuck up my sleep schedule Not sure what to do about it

I am tired and bored but I have to force myself to remain awake at least another two and a half hours or else I will completely fuck up my sleep schedule Not sure what to do about it

Well, at least I don't have to worry about telling my supervisor that I managed to lock myself out of my Outlook account again already after I just got it reset yesterday...

when I was like 6 the teachers made me change out of my long-sleeved shirt into a sleeveless shirt because I wouldn't stop chewing on my sleeves so I sat on the floor of the classroom and started chewing on my pants instead

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins.bsky.social · 2w ago

please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street

People always say that you have more autonomy as an adult than as a child, but I don’t really feel like I do. At best, I have a lot of nominal autonomy that I can’t actually make use of under my present material circumstances.

I'm increasingly unsure that human civilization can be saved, but I feel like we've got to try anyway, if only to spite those who would willfully destroy it for their own ends.

I got called "he-she" a lot in middle school, which was obviously meant as an insult, but I took a certain amount of pride in it because it meant the people around me were at least acknowledging that I wasn't "just a guy".

It genuinely pisses me off when people complain about “glorifying mental illness”. They’re basically saying that anyone society has deemed “mentally ill” should have no right to be proud of who/what they are and should only ever express shame. Ableist bullshit.

showing up to the function with a sweatshirt that says “MILKY WAY” in the collegiate sports block font and telling everybody that I gotta rep my home galaxy

permakid who replaces swear words with cute alternatives vs. permakid who uses adult swear words to look cool

People always say that the 2mg estradiol pills twice a day is useless, but in my experience, it’s had exactly the effects I wanted. It makes me wonder if I didn’t already have some kind of intersex condition and the little bit of estrogen just kind of nudged me to where I wanted to be? I don’t know.

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my new years resolution for 2027 is to try a bunch of new genders just out of curiosity

There's literally no reason not to claim to be immortal It's not like you'll feel embarrassed if you turn out to be wrong

I rely heavily on a thesaurus when writing and I'm always kind of self-conscious about that It makes me feel like I'm not actually smart enough to be writing whatever I'm trying to write