this one is especially egregious

You guys don't see the skeleton?

* Since... since a little while ago... * All that I've been broadcasting, is the same reruns, over and over... * I... I don't have anything anyone wants to watch anymore... * I'm irrelevant... I'm junk... * I don't wanna be thrown away...

me when i use the wrong pronoun on accident

> i love you tgwcfiasohom

maya's quote bot@dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The Green Wind frowned into his brambly beard. “All little girls are terrible,” he admitted finally, “but the Marquess, at least, has a very fine hat.”

> good clip.

> fuck my stupid satosugu life.

> i've been laughing at my own message for a solid three minutes dude

> thjs is fucking killing me man

> is being named willy like the british version of being named dick

4 years ago today

Okay, guyse. I will be-eth “Reale” withst you Here.

> it's her birthday. Tell her Happy Birthday Right fucking now.

This is the first day on Earth— that I have experienced!

also stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers

love was meant to feel light - like roses dotted with morning dew, drops sparkling with the sunrise. like drinking a warm, fragrant tea, freshly steeped, trickling down your throat and spreading its warmth all through your arms and your fingertips and your not-at-all-tight chest.

man. . . now that i think about it, it's kinda crazy, y'know? sitting in the middle of church, and i'm one of the goddamn heroes. it's like if the number 7 showed up to math class.

what do i expect? heh. . . i expect you to shut your damn mouth. or else you're gonna have to learn sign language, so you can go to the graveyard and explain to your mommy why you don't have one anymore.

yeah i'm sorry we're kinda fucked. *dies*

> it's her birthday. Tell her Happy Birthday Right fucking now.

Beholde, Worms...!! The REALE Power of Rouxls Kaard...!!!

Gordon, titty boob huge fuck!

you ruined that! and now i have to... go ask everyone at my job— it's embarrassing to ask for a free month of playstation plus 'cause i couldn’t go home and play with my friend.

Fuck man, I don't want any more of your balls, keep 'em to yourself, okay??

wow, someone sssucks at ladders bro

The US Military is getting crafty, Gordon. They're putting data in BeyBlades.

Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go.

BBB BBBB

well. its been a week or whatever. i warned u. heres a mouseart seth fanart i drew at some point in the past (deltarune ch5) #chess_arts

me whenever something scary happens in a videogame [ drawing streak: 480 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]