Oh sorry Sexycouplenher. I know you liked me but I'm gonna preemptively decline topping your unkempt husband. Worst of luck to you
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I'm a person? Horror fan and Star Trek cultist. And yes I'm going to be weird about it. She/her 🏳️⚧️
For my midlife crisis I went for the transexualism option with the extended awkward 2nd puberty add-on. It's a must for any and all rudderless depressed fail-sons
What are you doing with your midlife existential crisis? No wrong answers. Just trying to see something, as the kids say.
would you like to start a conversation with the customer service chatbot. would you like to use the doctor’s self-service phone system. do you reject the warm touch of a lover. do you long for the cold embrace of steel. will you replace your soul with hydraulic fluid
Ok folks, why are we hiding selfies 3 pics deep in our dating profiles? And why all the filters?!
Good news is she didn't ghost me. Bad news is there won't be a 2nd date. Disappointing sure, but at least she was direct and honest with me and that is always preferable to complete radio silence
Last day of a long Holiday weekend and I have no plans. Sounds like a great excuse to wander a book store
I think my main take away from dating thus far is that the apps are mostly validation engines. "Oh hey, this pretty person thinks I'm pretty so I must be pretty too." And I get it, I kinda struggle with knowing how I'm perceived re: attractiveness but shallow skin-deep validation gets kinda old
Another head-scratcher dating phenomenon is matching with the same woman multiple times over the last couple of years but she never responds to DMs and never reaches out herself. Like girrrrrrrrrrrllllll what are we even doing here?!
One of the weirder dating experiences I've encountered is having a successful 1st date that ends with the other person proposing a second date, then later she texts the plans for date #2, but finally she unmatches from me in the app and goes ghost mode. I'm not really sure what I did wrong here 🤷🏻♀️
one of the things I love about bluesky, the website for 38-year-old “Deep Space Nine” fans, is that its full of people who understand that Kevin Conroy was absolutely one of our best Batmans
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS
Huge congratulations to the US-based Wikimedia Foundation employees who voted with 92% support in favor of unionizing, and shoutout to the tireless work of the organizers.
Wikimedia Foundation Workers Overwhelmingly Vote to Form Union with CWA
U.S. workers form first recognized unit as global union movement builds across Wikimedia Foundation
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The undeniably greatest DC comic of all time, “Batman / Superman / Weird Al: World’s Weirdest #1,” is out NOW - available at finer comic shops everywhere!
Ennui 9x12" sumi ink on bristol paper Commission for @vyruem.bsky.social This might actually be one of my most technically complex pieces I've ever made. It was a lot of fun to figure out!
I look cute but RIP to the 55% rayon/45% polyester leopard that gave their life for my wardrobe
Call me a monster but I think the chicken and waffles oreos are pretty tasty
It's remarkable how all these guys in Monsters of God look exactly like how you'd imagine a group of reptile smugglers would look
A sun dappled selfie on my way to see Coyote vs Acme. The movie is so fun, a gag a second, and of course it's got heart, and lots of falling anvils
Swiping through tinder profiles often leaves me thinking that people don't give much personality in their bio. But then a bio like this comes up and wellllll, it might be too much: "My love is like a blackhole. I am NOT attracted to uncircumcised penises. Here for MARRIAGE and very INTENSE about it"
I was on a date with a beautiful woman on the same day this was posted and she mentions in conversation that she regularly cleans her apt so in my head I was like: you're cute ✅ you're tall✅ you clean things✅ you top ✅✅✅ and you're hung✅! Girl move in tomorrow
dating app profile bio "i have a clean bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen" and immediately getting three thousand matches
This is the best thread on bluesky if you didn't already know it
Alright I'm doin this Gonna keep all my posts to this thread but sitting down and watching Deep Space Nine I've seen a good chunk of it already but never sat down and watched Every Episode so this is gonna be a long one