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Stephen Hartzell
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I’m the man that brings you roses when you ain’t got none
Go outside. Touch grass. We got you !
obnoxiously pitt girl@opg.bsky.social · 2d agoShoutout to @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and the college football blitz It is so so nice to go for a walk in the truly glorious weather we are having here in scenic south central PA and still keep up with what’s happening football-wise
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UMass leads a B1G team by 20. We were built for moments like these
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 4d agoYou know it’s Week 1 because the College Football Blitz from Learfield is already going! It is red zone for college football radio, and our favorite way to catch EVERYTHING. thevarsitynetwork.com/audioapplink...
Man, this ice cream truck comes into my neighborhood and just mocks me by never coming down our street. Excuse me, but I like Batman with yellow gumball eyes. These dogs want pup cups. Stop with the torture.
Would be cooler if the entire UNC sideline wasn’t wearing 11 lows
Look here, new Podcasterino with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social just dropped. We talked about week 0 and music. Enjoy… open.spotify.com/episode/5hPP...
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really enjoying the battle for atlanta sec previews with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social and richard johnson on the college sports now podcast feed. this is high praise because i am a B1G booster who thinks that podunk cowtown conference is highly overrated.
and your boy cut the grass yesterday. You really love to see it
Who among you has done this and why did it arrive at my house?
Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.
Magic City hangover for Argentina, some are saying
MAGNA CARD-A (I am yanked off stage by a comically large shepherd's crook)
Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank
Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson
Slamming Modelos and absolutely live betting Mexico 2H
Darren Fletcher & Owen Hargreaves are FOX’s best broadcast duo for this tournament and it hasn’t been particularly close.
RIP Neymar, he died doing what he loved - talking mad shit in a loss
The corpse of Neymar scoring a penalty as Brazil limps out of a World Cup to *checks notes* Norway is so so fitting
Accidentally left this at home, but spiritually I’m wearing this shirt right now.
I left the @hitdpod.bsky.social computer at home so you’ll get a new episode on Sunday when I get back. In the meantime subscribe to @stevengodfrey.bsky.social + @celebrityhottub.bsky.social’s excellent show Phantom Island, the Fullcast Patreon, Channel 6, + @itsfelder.bsky.social’s substack. ✌️
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · 2mo agoYou've got to think about that famous scene from 'The Rock' (1996). Stanley Goodspeed is holding the "string of pearls" virus container that he's just removed from its housing. He looks Sean Connery dead in the eye and says, "The second you don't respect this, it kills you." That's the energy.