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i miss breath of the wild, or as i remember it, horse collecting game
Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy
Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 8mo agoChappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post: “Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
me at the local animal shelter: yeah hi you take birds? my true love went a little overboard this year
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
Can you totally reimagine it into what it was 10 years ago?
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · last yr.All US users will be able to activate 'AI mode' in Google search and Chrome browser that will provide a conversational, question and answer experience akin to OpenAI’s ChatGPT. www.ft.com/content/b9d1...
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
It’s really funny that conservatives are like “this pope supports immigrants and doesn’t like gun violence” as opposed to what they think Christianity should be concerned with which is having more white people in Honey Nut Cheerio commercials
I really appreciate Trump and Vance swinging elections our way in Canada, Australia, and now the global Catholic Church. MVPs, honestly.
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · last yr.Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite
Methinks chess is too simple for a man of my... shall we say, not inconsiderable intellect! It's over 100 years old [laughs] it doesn't even include [tries really hard to think of something from a video game that will make people like me] Companion Cube
you never hear about the canaries that survive the coal mines. how they grow. how they change. how they're furious.
let they who haven't lost a purse containing their passport, security badge, and $3,000 cast the first stone
I don't believe in coincidences @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social
Pope Francis, 88, Dies 7 Hours After Meeting Alleged Antichrist JD Vance
Vance seemed eager to get ahead of online theories that he killed the Pope—or something like that—given the timing. In a statement, he said Francis was "obviously very ill" during their meeting.
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Well actually your email finds me losing a fight with a dumpster full of raccoons