Whittle

@stixx1979.bsky.social

Football, Travel, Coats and Music. 100% Wool. Biscuit enthusiast. The Cold North West of England.

About 20 years back I temped as an accounts clerk at a builder's merchant's head office where the office "banter" was what might be termed "robust". MD walked in on my first morning & asked "What's the new temp like? Nice tits?" (Female) office manager replied "Dunno, he's not got them out yet."

On the last eclipse I was working on a street lamp in Birkenhead park. Pretty sure it was around the time of some soet of petrol shortage too. Also my maye burnt his retina just looking at it through nothing at all.

“That’ll be £11.86 please" "Ok hang on, mate - I've got a shedload of coupons here. These six are for 50p off the loaves, and one's half price on the fish" Christ the Redeemer.

Ive been watching a manc lad whos retired to Thailand on YouTube. Few months in and its been all "its not a bad old life" and "twn hours on the beer watching the world cup"..Well now his missus has left him and the videos have taken a more solemn tone. Its just him and the dog.