He’s got his mother’s eyes.
Shadowboard Director
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30 || I’m here for Greed’s sexiest Crime Boss & his right hand shark.🦈❤️ An unnamed High Priestess of a coven who worships the demon of Greed himself Crimson Knolastname.🕯️ 🔥 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shadowboard_Director
Realized I'm starting to run out of room on my PIN board
Shout out to Hellaverse women who will go absolutely feral on your ass (in a bad way) if you hurt their lovers....gotta be one of my favorite genders
Crimson going off to Ale about Moxxie ‘That ungrateful brat, after everything I’ve done for him! He pulls this shit, to his own loving father!’ Ale ‘Does he know that sir?’ Crimson ‘I never whacked him despite his many mistakes only punished him instead, that should’ve been evidence enough 🤷🏼♀️’
This is my own autistic projection but I think part of what drew Moxxie towards acting and theatre was the fact that he had a hard time masking as a child. Smiling for family portraits was difficult because he wasn’t happy. Even more so when he would get blamed by Crimson for “ruining” the portrait.
Korean melons coming right along. They turn yellow and keep the white stripes. Delicious right off the vine. Taste like American Smarties 🌱
We've updated our PFP and Banner in anticipation for this year's Blitzago week! If you would like to suggest prompt ideas please drop them in the comments! Art by @ladyshadowdancer.bsky.social (your faithful host!) #blitzago
using a lot of white in my hair for this show, and brushing it out a little has given me an alarmingly realistic idea of what i’ll look like when i go gray
Met the boyfriend of a Chaz and Crimson fan in line for a ride 🤙 I liked his AJR shirt and he liked my SBS shirt oh hell yeah
The fact that Blitzø’s little pea brain auto corrects “Friendless Horse-fucker” to “Horseless Friend-fucker” and says it as though it’s the most disgusting insult imaginable is such a rich fucking text #blitzø #helluvaboss
someone on the hellaverse team is like SUPER into MILFS
The expected answer is Chaz, but I’m gonna throw a curveball and go with Alessio. If he can put up with Crimson, then I think he’d could handle me. He’d be able to help me keep on track with life stuff. Also he’s so cute, I love him a lot, and he can be openly gay in my presence uwu …Or Wally!
If Hellaverse characters turn into real people who are you calling Dibs on? Im calling Dibs on Saint Peter, he'll be my cuddle buddy (QRT with yours)
Oh my gosh @abegoldfarb.bsky.social tickets are only $100 for 2, this makes me wanna go to NYC so bad Idk how to describe but besides being funny and voicing my favs on helluva, Abe kind of makes things feel like everything will be okay
All of the mafia goons deserves a little bit of love 👏
I definitely want to make some for us Stu simps, I’m just busy with con crunch and working on pieces for the next merch drop with Hell-A-Collab 😮💨💦 (just hope everyone’s ready for what I have in store~)
YEA i feel similarly for Moxxie and Crimson that I do for Octavia and Stella. Their parents are fucked up but I do believe there's a baseline of love in their own twisted ways. Calling it possessive is a great word for the kind of love they would have