This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Spis
@subicoru.bsky.social
→ Spis | he/they → Rumored to occasionally draw stuff → Enjoyer of OCs Comms: https://vgen.co/subicoru Tags: #spisdrew (my art)
You know what, fuck you. All in existence bent to my will. *rotates you 90 degrees*
Every time I find a cool artist and it turns out they post almost exclusively on twitter and/or instagram an angel loses its wings
I’m so invested in the wellbeing of the family of coyotes currently inhabiting Graceland Cemetery
After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
Whenever you see a tech guy claiming that their "AI" is too powerful and makes them worried, what they are actually doing is intentionally passing any future guilt onto the tech instead of themselves and also lying to make their product look more valuable than it is.
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
it was a joint effort. veg ordered the thing and sunny snuck it into the house, telling me not to check in the freezer. here's the exact moment my mental processes went from "aw hell yeah, we're playing mario sunshine!" to complete and utter fear
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
“2016 was a good year” revisionism is the clearest sign the person you’re talking to is 22 years old
think of how your mysterious sorrowful maiden mutuals feel whenver you say ellipsis usage is 'for old people'
roleplay is a collaborative hobby that should prioritize communication and consent. however once you get very close to a writing partner it can actually transform into a masterful bought of psychological warfare and i think thats beautiful
Escorting a dying whale to an undersea boneyard in exchange for screams of a dead God which I will later translate to the language of the stars that I will then trade to a street market ran by talking rats in exchange for biscuits that I will then use to purchase a giant worm that serves no purpose
Today in Fallen London! A Midnight Whale has been spotted near the Gant Pole, and all of the superstitions of the Unterzee demand that it is aided on its way.
There are spiders in the eShop. We don't really mind them but like, if you're scared of spiders, ooh boy watch out.