Guess who chased a skunk again and had to go to the groomer and get a bath again and howled at the blow dryer again.

What a hilarious time to run an article about salads.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 8h ago

These are salads you know and love, the ones that stand above the fold, some with long histories and others that only feel like they’ve been around forever. nyti.ms/4xnBrQw

Oh my giddy aunt

Mitch Dyer@mitchyd.bsky.social · yesterday

CEOs fighting in public to defend parent-company honor 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

Message from my Dr's office: "We're offering a cancer screening that tests for 50 different kinds of cancer and has a 70% better detection rate than other methods." Me: Wow, that's amazing! I definitely want that. "It'll be $700." Me:

Cool, Cool, Cool - Detective Jake Peralta (B99)

ALT: Cool, Cool, Cool - Detective Jake Peralta (B99)

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Why is Steve with Pooh, not Blue?

Jacqueline Antonovich@jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 2d ago

#5 final answer. It will be so calm and chill, I get the window seat, and mama bear probably has really good snacks that she would share.

This is exactly the kind of very stupid joke that brings me endless delight.

Aras Pranckevičius@aras-p.bsky.social · 2d ago

"GPU texture address mode collies" meme continues to be my main achievement in life, I think.

Got new glasses a couple of weeks ago. After...I've lost count, actually, six, maybe? Trips back to get them adjusted, I have come to the conclusion that I simply cannot make the new frames work on my head with my prescription. I could either see out of them or I could not be in pain. Not both.

This is MAGNIFICENT.

Thomas [DARK MODE], DO@tom.medsky.social · 3d ago

Going through my parents' stuff and found this weird little gal. She's a transistor radio. Her right eyeball is tuner and her left eyeball is power/volume.

Cow helps his Dog pal get his stuffy and they play

Just saw someone singing a Taylor Swift song as a Khajit and you know, I’ll allow it.

Hey @birdfybynetvue.bsky.social Do y’all not sell the pole mount for the birdbath anymore? The page comes up as a 404.

Chloe loves bankie.

Just going on record to say that "Hugging Face" is a profoundly stupid name.

This is 100% a location in Dragon Age Inquisition

ContempraInn 🌹@contemprainn.bsky.social · 6d ago

Fingals cave, Isle of Staffa, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Was having some trouble reading my monitor with the new glasses (and my sky high prescription), because everything was just too bright. Never had an issue with that before, but figured, well, bodies are weird, let me try changing the colors a bit. Whew. So much more comfortable now.

I got new glasses and my prescription bumped up a fair bit on one side. TIL that eyes adjusting to new focus feels a lot like the sinus pressure of a stuffy nose. The nerves and muscles that control each one live in the same ZIP code. Bodies are so weird, man.

Can you find something *incredibly* funny and also wildly inappropriate at the same time? Because...

Aidan O’Brien@aidanobrien.bsky.social · 7d ago

First, you tell me to get a hobby; now it's an “appropriate hobby”.

Sharing this because some of you might find it helpful. My mom used to use an ipad all the time to watch videos, look stuff up on Google, send emails...all basic stuff. But her dementia has made that all way too hard anymore. I just ordered her a Claris Companion, which simplifies all of that.

"Hey, Susan, why is Gen X so messed up?" Great question and thank you for asking. Exhibit A: This is a commercial for Hawaiian Punch, a beverage for children. The commercial both includes, and dare I say encourages, violence. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LyB...

Hawaiian Punch Commercial (1975)

YouTube video by Bionic Disco

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Travel deep enough into the Backrooms and you will find Bjork.

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · last wk.

Björk in 1996, by Takashi Homma

Question about Big Walk: Is the game ruined by playing with someone physically in the same room as you?

Does, uh, anyone have about $60,000 I can borrow? propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

When I was a kid, we had a whole set of glasses like this with different color flowers. They originally had sour cream in them, or maybe jelly. When my mom cleared out her house, she asked if I wanted her Lladro or her crystalware. Nope. I wanted the glasses we always had iced tea in.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Laurence Fishburne in Event Horizon: I'm Done

Alt: Laurence Fishburne in Event Horizon: I'm Done

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Dan Conlin@convito.bsky.social · last wk.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Few things enrage me as much as when a salesman or service provider won’t even look at me when I’m standing next to my husband as we discuss business for the house or a car. As though I’m not at all involved in the conversation.

Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.