New Patreon ep—it’s DUNKIRK! For some weird reason we felt the need to examine a Chris Nolan picture, so why not this time bending, arty, anxiety inducing war film from 2017? Because when it comes to podcasting, we shall go on to the end! For just $4.50 a month! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

One can picture the borderline violent pride with which I contributed this episode's title over text, never more certain of anything in my gotdamn life.

The Suspense is Killing Us@suspensekills.bsky.social · last wk.

New ep—THIRST CONTACT! Three nudity-packed sci-fi thrillers about hot lady alien babes on a path of horny destruction! Houston, we have a problem—a SEXY problem! #lifeforce #undertheskin #species podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New ep—THIRST CONTACT! Three nudity-packed sci-fi thrillers about hot lady alien babes on a path of horny destruction! Houston, we have a problem—a SEXY problem! #lifeforce #undertheskin #species podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—QUIZ SHOW! We’re talking Bob Redford’s stately 1994 drama detailing a level of corruption that feels downright cozy by today’s standards! Featuring Martin Scorsese in the role he was born to play: The President of Geritol! Only $4.50 to buzz in! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New Patreon ep—DISCLOSURE DAY! Yes, all 3 of us went to a damn THEATER just so we could chat about Spielberg’s latest for you! Only $4.50 to hear us talk about CGI critters, elderly Greys and directors who may or may not be a tad bit out of touch these days! LISTEN www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Walking out of ‘Max Payne’ in 2008, my friend said, “That movie just shit in my mouth.” This led to a whole new film rating system for us: how many shits a movie took in our mouths.

The Suspense is Killing Us@suspensekills.bsky.social · last mo.

New ep—GAMERGATE! Three movies based on classic video games, with ascending levels of obnoxious fan service! We got: 2 Mark Wahlbergs, 2 Olga Kurylenkos, 3 in media res openings, 2 Belicoffs & a butt load of meaningful tattoos! Don’t miss even one second of it! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New ep—GAMERGATE! Three movies based on classic video games, with ascending levels of obnoxious fan service! We got: 2 Mark Wahlbergs, 2 Olga Kurylenkos, 3 in media res openings, 2 Belicoffs & a butt load of meaningful tattoos! Don’t miss even one second of it! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep— WAG THE DOG! Kevin, Matt and Travis are together in person to discuss a fantastic Mamet/Levinson farce that has been rendered disturbingly tame by current events. PLUS they map the decline of the US onto the decline of The Simpsons, surprising nobody! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New Patreon ep—WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER! The three original hosts reunited in person to discuss the tiny/massive 2001 indie comedy from David Wain and Michael Showalter! You are ready to learn the New Way by signing up for just $4.50! And next time, YOU drive the van! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Patreon teaser!

The @colonelmortimer.bsky.social Luc Besson rant on the latest @suspensekills.bsky.social episode is so good

New ep—SHE HAW! Giddy up, we’re talking about 3 lady westerns of varying degrees of quality! After all, what are westerns if not thrillers with horses? So check your boot for snakes and get on board! #badgirls #bandidas #thequickandthedead podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS! One of the most entertaining movies ever made about swearing salesmen, the legendary Mamet adaptation starred all of the greatest actors of 1992 & also Kevin Spacey! Have YOU made your decision for Christ? Only $4.50, close the deal! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Here is 55 seconds of pure cinema from the 1987 film CYCLONE, discussed on our latest episode!

New ep—MOVING VIOLATIONS! Three films, three iconic Super Vehicles! We got a chopper that sees through walls, a bike that shoots lasers and a jet plane that listens to nu metal! Buckle up! #stealth #bluethunder #cyclone podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New ep—CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON! Ang Lee’s 2000 hit brought wuxia to the (western) masses, but does it still hold up? The answer is yes, but you gotta fork over the cash to hear us elaborate further! Only $4.50 & we will drift by your side as ghosts for eternity! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Only Hollywood Homicide has Harrison Ford eating a donut during sex

The Suspense is Killing Us@suspensekills.bsky.social · 3mo ago

New ep—PERFORMANCE ANXIETY! What ensues when phony actors mix it up with real life law enforcement they’re trying to depict? Why, hilarity of course! We got yoga jokes, Roger Moore’s daughter and a 50-ft animatronic of Michael J Fox’s face! Somebody say “action”? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New ep—PERFORMANCE ANXIETY! What ensues when phony actors mix it up with real life law enforcement they’re trying to depict? Why, hilarity of course! We got yoga jokes, Roger Moore’s daughter and a 50-ft animatronic of Michael J Fox’s face! Somebody say “action”? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

NSFW? Here is the legendary hilarious sex scene from MALICIOUS! Watch to the end for a terrific punchline—discussed on our latest episode!

New Patreon ep—DARKMAN! One of the Raimi-est films that ever Raimi’d, this superhero franchise-starter was made between Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, definitely BEFORE Raimi began to dial it back a bit. Pay 5 bucks! To see the dancing freak! (Only $4.50 to listen!) www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—MOLLYAMOROUS! In the 90’s Molly Ringwald made a play for the thriller market, dabbling in 3 distinct sub genres—erotic thriller, workplace thriller and classical music enthusiast thriller. Results were mixed! #mollyringwald #malicious #officekiller podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—MASK! Peter Bogdanovich’s excellent 1985 drama about a cool, smart kid who hangs out with Cher and Laura Dern and a never-hotter Sam Elliott and also just happens to have a rare genetic defect. PLUS Springsteen songs?? Plus Simpsons talk?? Only $4.50! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—HEAD SHOULDERS NEESON TOES! We’re talking early Neesons, when he was nothing more than a handsome, charismatic 7 foot tall Irish nobody who starred in major films! #liamneeson #nextofkin #rubycairo #undersuspicion podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—FUNNY PEOPLE! Yes we’re finally drilling down on Judd Apatow’s not particularly beloved 2009 ode to comedy. PLUS you get to hear all our thoughts on Adam Sandler, can you even imagine? Only $4.50, please enjoy at a medium pace! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

EXCITING NEWS! We’re gearing up another pledge drive! If we can somehow manage to rack up 150 Patrons between now and…whenever, we are going to cover ALL 5 INDIANA JONES FILMS! 2 big episodes! Get out there and knock doors, let’s make this happen, only $4.50, cheap! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—NUKES OF HAZARD! Never been a better time to talk about the terrifying prospect of nuclear Armageddon, right? We talk about 3 extremely distinct thrillers where The Bomb is one of the main characters. So go hide under your desk and give it a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

BONUS PATREON EP—VEGAS 2! Yes, Kevin and Travis went to Vegas again and WON BIG! Hear all about their whirlwind 2 day adventure on this edutaining piece of Peabody-worthy audio journalism! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New Patreon ep—TENDER MERCIES! S-tier character actor Robert Duvall won his Oscar for this quiet little gem from Horton Foote and Bruce Beresford in 1983. We also talk about our favorite Duvy performances! Only $4.50, this episode smells like…victory. www.patreon.com/suspensekills

I'm a week late but just wanna say this is an S-tier episode title

The Suspense is Killing Us@suspensekills.bsky.social · 5mo ago

New ep—REMEMBER THE CRICHTONS! Three movies directed by Michael Crichton long before Disclosure made him a household name! We’re talking insane celebrity stunts, primordial CGI and at least one Douglas! #coma #looker #greattrainrobbery #michaelcrichton podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Here is just a brief snippet of Connery’s harrowing stunt work in THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY, where the train was supposedly going twice as fast as intended because they didn’t know how to read the instruments. Discussed on our latest episode!