Will Goss

@williambgoss.bsky.social

Movie nerd. Comedy nerd. The life of the party, if anyone asks. Personal account.

If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.

Reacher Season 1 Poster. "Did I leave them in the bedroom?"Reacher Season 2, "No, I checked the bedroom. Did I leave them in the bathroom?"Reacher Season 3. "No, I checked the bathroom. Hey, have you seen my keys?"

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

People keep saying “Modernized Lysistrata when” in my QTs and I am begging you all to watch Chiraq. It rules. Nick Cannon giving a genuinely great performance. Everyone speaking iambic pentameter. WOMEN. Also John Cusack has a gospel number. Everyone say thank you to Spike Lee

phone booth lands outside of garage, doors open. rufus come meet these most excellent babes that we have just plucked from a dire situation out of a crevice of this australian hanging rock