Man it's gotta be so annoying for non-Americans the way the USA dominates every conversation and consideration
I'm a man, Mario Lopez. Can you wipe me ?
i gotta quite drinking and shopping online
ads are the scourge of mankind. if i see even a single advertisement, i get furious and try to tear my own eyes out
If I was suffering from the most disgusting cough of all time, I would simply not go to my local grocery store and do laps inside
What if I started pretending to be Irish and speaking with a fake Irish accent
After the boys of summer have gone, they go back to their town. Hence, the boys are back in town. It’s all connected man.
I did not anticipate how much of home ownership was going to be battling little creatures
I hate every technology from after 2002, when social media was invented
STOP HATING ON AI AS A WHOLE AND START ONLY HATING ON GENERATIVE AI
I realize these are all things that sex workers have told us and could tell us better. Consumer-facing AI is basically a sex worker so of course it’s personalizing various iterations of financial domination for men because that’s what they want.
Sorry I missed your call I turned on airplane mode so I can play mobile solitaire without getting ads
Bordeaux, France, has now recorded more days above 40°C in 2026 alone than during the entire 105-year period from 1920 (when observations began) to 2025. This is deeply shocking.
Conversations overhead in Alabama be like "You know that married couple are first cousins. Yeah their mamas are sisters"
I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.
RFK Jr furious to discover it's not made with real chimp meat
Chimpotle. It's a restaurant where chimps make your burrito. Hurry down now before the health department finds out
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
NEW: As cyclosporiasis cases jumped, the company linked to the outbreak - Taylor Farms - effectively delayed a recall that mounted in consumer confusion. Gift link for @business www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Do they not have staffers or speech writers to give them less insane talking points ? This shit has to be intentional
Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
Kinda fucked up how the meaning of life is just having a hobby