Me when my 5 pound patient is about to make their misery everyone’s problem:

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21h ago

Air to Ground Message: ITS STARTING TO MAKE THAT LOUD NOISE AGAIN Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #aa506df8341 F: #f7696a79caa

Air to Ground Message: AND WERE OFF IT'S VERY RUMBLY IN HERE AND LOUD. FEEL LIKE IM DRIVING MY OLD CAR Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #aa6e6282c2c F: #f5e38f55c8f

The nursing shortage claims never account for the fact that the only shortage is people willing to work in horrid conditions. Where I live there are 100s of new grads unable to find employment because strong unions and ratios have decreased turnover. They’re having to move out of state to find jobs.

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · yesterday

hospitals want us to do more with less without a concern for patient safety or our own wellbeing while refusing to pay us adequate wages

Having no AC during a heat wave AND being unable to open the windows at night when it actually cools down is hell.

The unrepentantly flatulent

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Nursing shoes are just committed to being the ugliest on the planet. Also: I don’t want to see any part of your bare foot at work???

I was very brave today** **ordered a new drink at the local coffee shop and it didn’t suck

Throwing out an N95 after a single use makes me feel like some kind of billionaire

Oh go fuck yourself

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Working in the NICU be like:

K🐝NP@kbscrubs.bsky.social · 5d ago

Sometimes I just feel like a pacifier bitch

I need the context for this 😂

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 3d ago

Air to Ground Message: ORGAN TRANSPLANT Area: Chester, UK Type: Airbus A319 A: #a50f0d25767 F: #fb7db8336a8

I cannot wait to crawl into bed.

Two of my sister’s pets love me unconditionally. One despises me like Ahab hates Moby Dick. Can you guess which one?

Hi. Please don’t decline your glucose tolerance test if you’re pregnant.

your worth isn't determined by your job, or how much money you make, it's how many books you've read and YOU ARE BEHIND

Did not think Ken Jennings was going to be today's specific main character.

damn dude this fucking sucks

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d ago

This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.

I keep waiting for this almost empty flight to drop in price and unfortunately it has not.

Tummy hort :(

Proud to work at a facility that posts useless signs about how abusive behavior is inappropriate/won’t be tolerated yet does nothing when it actually occurs.

Vitamin Bee 🐝@vitaminpac1.bsky.social · last wk.

If anyone in a professional office setting regularly spoke to coworkers the way we let patients speak to us, they’d be reprimanded But we’re just supposed to absorb it multiple times per day

I cannot wait to crawl into bed.

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I DON’T WANNA!!!!!!

Tragic: I can’t get cat eye polish on my nails next month because I have an MRI.

If your pet had a purse, what would be in it?

Taking a nap at the slightest inconvenience

Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 2w ago

What's your old person trait?

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