lumpyprol
@lumpyprol.bsky.social
the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him
if there's one thing i love more than life itself. it's my tawdry material possessions. 🤗
your worth isn't determined by your job, or how much money you make, it's how many books you've read and YOU ARE BEHIND
Terminator 2, 1991
Alex Turner@turntrout.bsky.social · last wk.News on the Gemini integration into DoW! Uh... What is this? The guy literally asking Google Gemini "I NEED JHELP BUILDING AN AGENT TO MAKE A WAR" and attaching "WAR.docx"..? Is that a real query? Just for the promo image? How confusing and strange x.com/DoWCTO/statu...
If you look at Kevin Warsh's résumé, you can see immediately why he does not seem to have any idea what he is doing.
I feel like now must be a very annoying time to be a physicist. "COMPUTER NERDS WARN MAYBE A ROBOT THEY IMAGINED COULD DESTROY THE WORLD AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, PERHAPS." What are you, chopped liver? Give the field who became death, destroyer of worlds a little credit every now and again.
the most powerful words in the english language are probably "don't worry about that". the second most powerful words are "i doubt anything bad will happen." the third most powerful words are "if something goes wrong it's probably not even a big deal." 4th most powerful "ok this is totally fixable"
Nolan's next film should be A Fire Upon the Deep.
Excuse me but Hamas was using human shields years ago. This is cultural appropriation.
jolly green giant: the tank koolaid man: the escape route guy mr peanut: the money mr owl: the brains
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
new personal rule of thumb is that arguing about a webcomic- any webcomic, in any capacity, no exceptions- is embarrassing. if you disagree, that's fine. arguing about whether to argue about webcomics is worse still
Internet discourse around Nolan is so funny it’s got people asking if he’s conservative or traditionalist or not whereas each movie is just him going “AAAAHHHHH I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH THE WORLD WOULD END WITHOUT HER I CANNOT IMAGINE A WORSE FATE THAN TO BE WIFELESS AAAAHHHH”
NY stays winning
paris martineau@paris.nyc · 3w agoGiven the lack of details provided by Taylor Farms thus far, Consumer Reports' food safety experts are advising folks in the 27 states implicated by the recall to discard ALL iceberg lettuce until we know more about where the parasite-linked products ended up www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
I had forgotten to block the cato account, thanks for the many many reminders this morning
Sometimes, the fates have a sense of humor, because yesterday an acceptance email landed in my inbox. My short story RIVER NIGHT HAS FALLEN will be appearing in an upcoming issue of @clarkesworldmagazine.com. Pinch me, still can’t believe it and it’s been a full 24 hours. Happy birthday to me!
I am most concerned that countries are not mean enough to the US
sorry every commitment I made in the second half of July, entire focus is now trying to keep this kitten with no survival instincts alive
everyone thinks they're the bestest driver on earth and that speed limits shouldn't apply to them because they're soooo smart and talented and have superhuman reaction time. while they're texting and driving
sorry boss, I've got a conflict I can't move for the rest of the day
Andy Serkis not exactly covering himself in glory these days
(invited to speak at the UN General Assembly, leans into mic) apartheid more like aFARTheid (room erupts in cheers, racism is ended forever, i am retroactively given every nobel peace prize)
It doesn't matter whether you pick DST or ST, and there isn't a "better one"; it's geographically dependent on where you are inside the timezone anyway. What matters is that you don't switch midyear.
This is an unalloyed great thing, and all the naysayers are wrong
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoThe House overwhelmingly voted to pass a bill to make daylight saving time permanent
first fight of our dolmenwood game, and we light a bunch of guys on fire, we got the juice