To preserve my santiy, I have decided to believe that my beauty, competence, wit, vulnerability, and raw sexuality are too intimidating for most men to handle.

I have one answer.

What really gets me is when people are Pro ai in creative spaces but as soon as there is anything about it possibly taking their job, then they get all defensive and “woe is me. You cannot have it both ways. 🙄 If you’re looking for AI free books and art, check out my page and website. 🫠

Robert Downey Jr. Eye Roll

Alt: Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark with his arms crossed and Rolling his eyes

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According to my Instagram algorithm, I am both too old to not be using skin tightening creams, and also young enough to still attract men on a European dating app.

Going For Me Which Is Nice

ALT: Going For Me Which Is Nice

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I'm so close to reaching 100!! Only 27 away!! If you like epic fantasy novellas, maybe check it out! 💞 [ #booksky ]

Indie Book Spotlight@bookspotlight.bsky.social · 5d ago

🗡️ fantasy novella ⚰️ accidental reawakening of dead immortals 🏹 gallant knights 👑 evil kingdom 🤝 evil queendom 🌲 enchanted plants and forests 🥀 romance and friendship 🔖 link: mybook.to/mUVTmR 💌 itch.io: rebecca-crunden.itch.io/a-light-for-... 📖 gr: www.goodreads.com/book/show/23... [ #booksky ]

When Roxie, a relationship-averse former basketball player, falls for her neighbor Chris, her intimacy avoidance & his deep insecurities form an explosive combination — and a vindictive ex-lover lights a match. My debut Shoot Your Shot @evernightpub.bsky.social books2read.com/shoot-your-s... 📚💙

Hair looking fabulous all day, then decides to frizz out an hour before a date.

Woman Shaking Her Curly Red Hair

ALT: Woman Shaking Her Curly Red Hair

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Trying to work from home without a proper desk set-up is...not fun. This tv tray is barely keeping it together for me. 😂

You expect me to get work done when there is a trade deadline happening? Be for real.

Please hate gen AI even harder. You can do it. I believe in you. Do it for the planet. Hate the lazy, slop producing, environment killing, water draining, participation trophy seeking, poser creating, loser machine. Do it for humanity.

Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date you?

DD Ward ..."Sapphic Dr. DOOM"@ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 3d ago

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

I went on a 7.2 mile bike ride (yes, the 0.2 is super important), and I am very proud to report that I didn't fall once. 😄

As predictable as it is annoying.

MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 4d ago

By GAWD a new amazing (and objectively true) talking point in favor of Medicare for All just dropped

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 4d ago

He is so good at this

"I need you to hide this bag of potato chips from me." "Why?" "If I can see it, I won't be able to stop myself. I'll eat the whole thing." "Say no more." *opens bag, starts munching* "Hey! I didn't mean for you to eat them!" *crunch* "It's the only way to save you from #temptation." #vss365

Watched The Devil Wears Prada with my girls last night (first time for all of us), and people seem to focus on how the boyfriend in that movie isn't supportive, but how about we focus on how every character in that movie is fat-phobic as fuck? Made the movie nearly unwatchable for all three of us.

Chatting with a man who practices ethical non-monogamy, and he makes some good points, but on the other hand...

Joey Doesn't Share Food!

ALT: Joey Doesn't Share Food!

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I'm not a huge account but I do have a modest amount of reach and I'm followed by some pretty big accounts so if you are a teacher with a wishlist for things you need for your classroom, please post it in the replies and I'll repost and let's see if we can get a few of those things for you

Waking up this morning.

Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

ALT: Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

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Sydney Scott (romance author and typo queen)@sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social · 6d ago

Pro tip: Don't agree to a seven mile mountain trail when you've been maxing out at four miles on a paved road. I fell twice. Great views though. ☺️

Pro tip: Don't agree to a seven mile mountain trail when you've been maxing out at four miles on a paved road. I fell twice. Great views though. ☺️

New guy bringing his fragrant af salmon salad into the breakroom.

Alec Baldwin's Reaction: What's That Smell?

ALT: Alec Baldwin's Reaction: What's That Smell?

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Angels Bluesky right now.

Wet Hot American Summer: A Good Group Cry

ALT: Wet Hot American Summer: A Good Group Cry

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I have four hard nos on my dating profile. 🚫 MAGA 🚫 Smokers 🚫 Gen-AI Users 🚫 Ethical Non-monogamy A guy just told me my list of "demands" is strange. I disagree. I think it's awesome! 😄

Welp, got another one. On the one hand, nice to know I make a lasting impression, but on the other, TRY HARDER WHILE YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION INSTEAD OF DISRUPTING MY LIFE OUT OF THE BLUE WEEKS LATER PLEASE AND THANK YOU! *Also, seriously, where is that donut?

Sydney Scott (romance author and typo queen)@sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"I can't stop thinking about you." Cool, but unless you're willing to turn those thoughts into action and buy me a donut or something, move along.

Sell your book in 5 words: Friends with benefits catch feelings #contemporaryromance 📚💙 @evernightpub.bsky.social books2read.com/close-to-the...

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Close to the Chest by Fiona Embers

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Elizabeth Briars@elizabethbriars.bsky.social · last wk.

Sell your book in 5 words: Forced marriage not so bad? #regencyromance #queerbooks 📚💙 books2read.com/u/3L7Pq1

I know I complain about the dumpster fire that is my romantic life quite a bit, but everything else in my life is pretty incredible, and for that I am truly grateful. 😊

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕚𝕟@ecksteinish.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Welp, the building was locked all weekend, so it looks like I'll be going in for 45 minutes before leaving for an offsite meeting. 🤪

Sydney Scott (romance author and typo queen)@sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social · 2w ago

I just realized that I'm supposed to telework for an hour on Monday and I forgot my laptop at the office.