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Tar Heel born // bred // dead - minor league baseball enjoyer ⚾ - college basketball obsessive 🏀 - CAROLINA PANTHERS NFC SOUTH CHAMPS 🏈 - happy atheist - boss of the bluesky CBB cinematic universe - probably listening to electronic music rn, beep boop 🎵
This image has been widely shared on social media as a document of the human tragedy that has unfolded in Ceuta and an indictment of the EU's murderous border regime in the Mediterranean. The problem is: It's AI-generated. It has a SynthID watermark, as can be checked with OpenAI's Verify tool 1/
When I was a kid we would always call out "hawk!" when we saw a hawk because they were rare. Might see a handful all summer. Now I see them all the time! Everywhere! There was a bald eagle down by the river not so long ago and you NEVER used to see those. CONSERVATION WORKS
If you can't instantly recognize 20 consequential things that are better today than 40 years ago you are a fucking child.
Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?
What's actually funny is that it doesn't even matter because the Red Sox are God's clear favorite
What's actually funny is that it doesn't even matter because the Red Sox are God's clear favorite
Tarik Skubal's on the Dodgers? When did that happen?
An $11,000 golf cart. More than $7,000 on TV subscriptions. $1.5 million in office renovations. Those were among the expenses that one sheriff’s office billed to a settlement aimed at rooting out racial profiling in the department. (Published May)
This Sheriff’s Office Says Racial Profiling Reforms Are Too Costly. Auditors Found It Misused $163 Million.
Since 2013, Maricopa County officials have approved $226 million in sheriff’s office spending related to a settlement aimed at rooting out racial profiling. Auditors found that more than 70% of it was...
propublica.org
Dodgers announce that they have signed God as a bench piece. Also known as Yaweh or The Almighty, God is expected to play when a regular needs a day off. Going the other way was Jesus MacFarquhar, the #544 rated player in their minor leagues, who was hitting .221 at low A Dust Junction.
I have a few months of sick time banked and I think I would need to use most of it
Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
Some days I'm like "wow my bf could use a neurologist" but he doesn't have health insurance so 🤷🏻♀️ America sucks
I see people posting various places about getting involved in politics and they always say "phone bank! Knock doors!" but it feels like a big golden rule violation when I myself do not ever want to receive a phone call or talk to a door-knocker, are there not other ways to do this
Well there's a headline I didn't expect consequence.net/2026/08/will...
William Shatner, 95, Says He's Playing at Coachella in 2027
William Shatner appeared to reveal that his new heavy metal band will perform at Coachella 2027 while discussing the group's upcoming Riot Fest debut during a CNN interview.
consequence.net
Leo: Your life is a fucking disaster. The good news is, nobody cares!
Watching classic Nickelodeon and having to process that the kids who just won the trip to Palm Springs on Double Dare are definitely in their 40s by now
The people behind us are way too invested in this game 😂
Play ball!
Having now seen it: The Odyssey (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan
Monty Python: Run Away! Run Away!
Alt: Monty Python: Run Away! Run Away!
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We've created the Master Control Program from the classic movie Don't Create the Master Control Program (Tron)
Anthropic says that during routine testing some of its models accessed the internet and hacked into three separate organizations' systems – and that it didn't notice the models had done so until an internal review prompted by rival OpenAI disclosing its models did the same. https://cnn.it/3TKkl0L
38 years ago, at 10:04 am on Saturday, July 30, 1988, I kicked my mom's tailbone on the way out and she has never let me forget it. Sorry, mom. Happy birthday to me 🎂
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy