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Girl Reporter@fireblossom32.bsky.social · 4d ago

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Spending 5-6 mornings a week as a captive audience for golf nuts demonstrating their swings for each other. These were followed by the bow hunters' exploits and the reality show enthusiasts' recaps.

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[Sic] Burns@sicburns2.bsky.social · 5d ago

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi there, I’m a 10pm showing of the 1980 comedy “Super Fuzz”

Susan DuBose@houseofbast777.bsky.social · 5d ago

“When a man hits a target, they call him a marksman. When I hit a target, they call it a trick. Never did like that much.” “I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.” BOTD American sharpshooter Annie Oakley 1860

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Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d ago

“There are enough donuts here to last a lifetime!” thought Jerome, his nose twitching with excitement. Three hours later, he found himself sprawled on his back in a shallow puddle of milk at the bottom of the bowl, staring at the ceiling, feeling overwhelmed by shame and regret.

A hamster eats a Froot Loop while standing next to a full bowl of them.