movies shouldn’t have to make sense and expecting fiction to reflect reality is dumb, actually
WOR$T PAUL IN AMERICA
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the average person does not spend enough time fucking around with dry ice
please stop abbreviating Bank of America as BofA. please.
cleaned out a lot of my backlogged albums today. if you recommended me something and i never got back to you, it was never meant to be
no one’s looked good vaping but smoking has made people hotter for decades, centuries even
piles are shrinking (tossing out the voting guide mailers i definitely intended on reading)
ending the podcast with a teaser from the next episode tho? chef’s kiss
WOR$T PAUL IN AMERICA@taulpall64.bsky.social · 2mo agodon’t start a podcast with a clip i’m gonna hear later. i have already clicked on your show, i have already committed to wasting an hour listening to you yap, don’t fucking insult my attention span by assuming i need a teaser to convince me to listen to the thing i’m already listening to.
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legally only one person should be allowed to text me before 8 am
microdosing being a pervert by staring at wildlife out of partially closed blinds
why is onision still posting in the year of our lord 2026
Americans talk about “lockdowns” as though we experienced a uniform national policy. We didn’t! We had a patchwork of state and local responses. Treating “lockdown” as the single explanation for everything that followed erases that complexity AND the deeper problems that long predated COVID.
It's not a coincidence that everyone still whining, in the year of our lord 2026, about covid lockdowns are all people who should be forcibly locked in their homes with all the doors and windows bolted shut from the outside while the rest of us just quietly forget that they ever existed at all
favorite political ad so far is the one for voting no on 5 so you don’t get higher taxes on buying firearms
666 is objectively hilarious when you understand that it is gematria for “caesar nero” and you are technically sporting roman emperor swag whenever you wear something with 666 on it
dreamt i ate the best ever tomato in my entire life
robin williams is very strongly memorialized so i wondered why i never heard about hook and upon watching i fully understand why
12 pack from the gas station as a little treat for getting high and going on a walk
do i want to see Slayyyter open for Turnstile? absolutely. do i want to see every hardcore kid i’ve ever met at that show? absolutely not.
the worst thing lil nas x did is give jack harlow a stage
learning Jung Kook and Jack Harlow have a song together and it’s hot dogshit 🔥
unfortunately there are few harder needledrops than King Princess in Bottoms