Rare opportunity to say with total sincerity: great work Kansas and Missouri.
evolbrew
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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO) Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
In 1950, Ray Bradbury wrote a short story that takes place on August 4, 2026. Today's the only day you can post this etc etc... users.wpi.edu/~zrbutzke/Do...
users.wpi.edu
Hey @dropout.tv, I want a show where Cameron Esposito and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social argue improvised court cases against each other.
I think I want to learn one magic trick really well. This is a normal thing to think and do.
Tits or ass? Bro, her array of potions and tinctures.
Fastball and Spacehog are playing at a shopping center parking lot in Overland Park in September.
Who cares about birds & turtles I just think it's fun to cut up the plastic six-pack rings.
"Today is a great day to do some of these things I've been putting o—" something breaks that requires immediate attention.
AI is robbing you of the opportunity to make this instead
Davis Bickford@davis.social · 5d agoThe next time you consider making a flier with AI, please also consider that the most intriguing ad I’ve seen this week is a garage sale sign made of particle board with spray painted writing that reads, “GOOD SHIT —>”
My pet peeve is when someone says "I've been saying, but no one would listen" after something bad happens, when that person: a) is not and expert on that thing, and b) was just repeating info they got from many other people who had also been saying, including experts on that thing
This is why the new one has me interested in a MCU movie for the first time in a few years. The trailers barely even mention a villain. They're all about Peter dealing with the fallout of being Spider-Man in his personal life.
Benjamin Freed@brfreed.bsky.social · 5d agoRelated to everything Matt writes here, Spider-Man 2 is remarkable because it makes Peter and Mary Jane's relationship the main story, while Spidey's conflict with Doc Ock is a secondary concern. There's not another comic-book movie that centers a recognizable human relationship this strongly.
For Haterade, I wrote about the “suicide” (or “graveyard” or “kamikaze” or whatever other brutal name you grew up calling it). haterade.substack.com/p/all-soda-y...
All Soda Yearns to Be Red
A selective history of the “suicide”
haterade.substack.com
If you’re looking for fresh recipe ideas the whole family will not enjoy you can’t go right with peas in caramel sauce.
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
Oh hey, auto-generated slideshow on my phone. Which of my dead pets would you like to show me today?
Another great read from @lizcookkc.bsky.social. This time about suicides (the drink, not the backup plan). And she gave me a new header image! open.substack.com/pub/haterade...
All Soda Yearns to Be Red
A selective history of the “suicide”
open.substack.com
Ernest Hemingway seething from beyond the grave, knowing he has been bested
🔞 jules wynn 🍎@ubebyy.bsky.social · last wk.Dildo shipped to wrong address
I'm watching the new Mortal Kombat 2 and so far it's so fucking stupid that it comes back around the other side to charming?
breaking generational trauma by never getting laid
