They should invent an American who knows what an inside voice is

Nothing makes Wallace feel good the way being saddled up in the wrong trousers does “Gromit! I’m off the leash lad!”

nothing makes biggles feel good the way being saddled up in the cockpit of a sopwith camel giving Jerry what-for does

Campist? Me? Well, sure. I love John Waters and the OG Batman show from the 60s and House of Gucci and stuff like that!

the Brits when they saw an Irish person in the 70s

everybody giving it the "what if you had sex in a mech", "what if ur handler was ur mom", "what if u got injected with goon drugs when u killed an enemy pilot" instead of exploring the far more interesting idea of "what if u had a little instant hot chocolate machine and a crt tv in ur cockpit"

This would work on me

joe@24fps.myatproto.social · 4mo ago

"beautiful people don't light their own cigarettes" i say, pulling this out of my pocket

Can’t have pets, cant hang art, can’t decorate, cant fix things, can’t choose furniture, can’t have friends over, can’t fuck I’m 40

The Journal@thejournal.ie · 6d ago

In this week's instalment of Nobody Needs This, Emer McLysaght deems pet bans in rentals and apartments nonsensical jrnl.ie/7118046f

Went on a date with a pretty girl and we got a coffee and wound up making out on the beach in Bray while the sounds of the carnival wafted across to us God I love being a 40 year old teenager

femme is when ur pretty and butch is when you can do things

A cigarette? With a gay little coffee? On a balcony? That’s peak ponder baby

despicable lesbian@disgraziata.bsky.social · 6mo ago

they should make a consumable that is as excellent for pondering as The Cigarette

Imagining this in a Dublin accent

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · 5mo ago

seeing the behavior of the hockey boys has of course validated my love of men's hoops, which i bet is ethically inviolate,

Smells like fluoxetine spirit

James Cameron really started T2 like “what if a woman was sent to a mental hospital for being right and also jacked and then threatened to shank the first guy she meets, and also that woman is my wife” That’s lesbian behaviour. James Cameron is a lesbian.

Britain argued that Soldier F should not be tried for shooting unarmed civilians in the back and turning the Troubles hot because learning that they could eventually face basic consequences might make British soldiers less effective in battle That was like, 2 years ago.

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 2w ago

Only the US and Israel seem to believe that their own soldiers are exempt from the wars they themselves wage.

It should NOT be this difficult to buy a dog clicker in Dublin

It’s gonna be really funny when whatever LLM is scraping Bluesky for photos releases their “what will you look like in 10 years” filter and it just makes you look like a trans woman

A lesser bandmate would have beaten me with hammers a week ago but Sin has managed to keep this show going despite absolutely everything going wrong! If you’re ALSO very proud of her and think she’s done a really good job you should say well done! And then come see us play and say it in person!

Sin 🌹@gothgirl.bsky.social · 2w ago

✨ ATTENTION DUBLIN PALS ✨ Our show this Saturday has been moved to Daylight (D11 TX99)! Pls let spread the word. All tickets for the other venue are still valid, or it's a tenner on the door. Doors 8pm and @puddin1916.bsky.social are on first, so come down and catch us! It's gonna be sick! ✨☺💜

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Olo 🔞@olo1987.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I had to look up "AMV."

So like, we all had a very intense friendship with the only out lesbian in school who initially tried to set you up with the only gay guy she knew but ostensibly dropped it when you insisted you liked girls, but always pointed out pretty boys at parties for No Particular Reason, right?

Winter@kernowshark.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Trans women who like girls didn't get homophobic abuse when they were children because they were perceived as straight boys" I can see how a person would think that, but it sure wasn't my experience.

(Told a zoomer she’s dressed like the girl at the skate park who hates Avril Lavigne but has VERY intense opinions about Brody Dalle) “I don’t know who Brody Dalle is” (Show her the video for Drain The Blood) “Ok, yeah, you fully got my ass”

Grand Anal Docking Send skeet

Big Naturals HERstory Museum Send skeet

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!

Richard M. Nixon@dicknixon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.

This is beautiful, this is art, but in a Jennifer by Pig Destroyer kind of way

Casey Webb@shivs.kindgirls.online · 2w ago

Handler Bing and Joey Tribbingani

If you are a 25 year old American puppygirl named Luna and you’re reading this right now then it’s because you’re a bad person

If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.

The footage of the industrial fishing nets tearing up the ocean floor is the single most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in an Attenborough documentary. I don’t know whether I wanted to cry, vomit or scream

*la dispute voice* i think i saw you in my sleep. oomfie.

I moved back to Ireland 2 years ago and my parents put me up while I got back on my feet Unless something magical happens in the next 2 months, I will spend my 40th birthday in my childhood bedroom, still “crashing” with my parents I don’t even live in Dublin

Simon McGarr@tupped.bsky.social · 3w ago

“Dublin… perhaps the worst housing shortage in the world. … rents in the city have risen more than twofold in a decade, outpacing increases in incomes…. The proportion of 25-34 year olds in Ireland living with their parents [went] from 19% to 42%, more extreme than …London, NY and SF”