“Hey there’s a deadly virus going around, let’s not stand close together and let’s wear a little mask like a doctor does for a little while, if we all do it at the same time it’ll help” “YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!”
Is anyone more cartoonishly pathetic than the weak little babies yelling at Fauci The saddest YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME toddlers who just couldn’t fuckin pitch in like everybody else
Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!
Just listened to the Neighborhood Listen on @cbbworld.bsky.social with Nicole Parker, @pftompkins.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social and @michaelawatkins.bsky.social. The contents of Dug's gift bag followed by Michaela's "bye, slut" got me so bad that I aspirated on my veggie dog
Anyone need one VIP ticket for the @cbbworld.bsky.social Philly show? It's Row A and you don't want @scottaukerman.bsky.social lamenting an open seat right up front!
@scottaukerman.bsky.social I am so worried that you're going to beef your foot while imitating the robot who falls down dancing to Michael Jackson. Stop tempting fate on the @cbbworld.bsky.social tour!!
This month I got to act in a super-indie film in a way I’ve never had the opportunity to do before and it was thrilling and humbling. The film just wrapped and now money is needed for post-production! There’s so much crazy shit going on right now but if you can, throw in a buck? gofund.me/0eb5c84a2
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I am interested in exactly one specific medical update concerning this particular individual
Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhite House says Trump will go to Walter Reed for his “annual dental and medical evaluations” on May 26
Look I don’t want to talk about this and no one is making me but let me just say: if you want your balls to be bigger you are dumb. The factory settings male body has many day-in day-out convenient features, but balls? A lot of worry! Whatever size you got? KEEP EM THERE
Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW
Everything is terrible, everything sucks, and @cbbworld.bsky.social is the bright spot
@danielobrien.bsky.social (and also @sorenbowie.bsky.social because I don't think Daniel checks his mentions) this really helped with my two boys! www.amazon.com/stores/Snoof...
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The Clean Hands Changing Pad-
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@lilyyily.bsky.social We're going to miss you on tour this summer! But if what Scott alluded to is true and that's the reason, congratulations!!!
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social Without any spoilers, what is the proper order to listen to today's 420 eps - CBB Kushmageddon / Kushtopia #1?
@jacquisneal.bsky.social you were hilarious on the Neighborhood Listen! Please come back again!
Happy Wet Day proper! Enjoy your 45-60 minute showers 🚿
A decade ago the country elected a known rapist. And from that day forward we’re supposed to make our little phone calls to our reps about the other bad things the rapist and his friends keep doing? I’ll make them but like, gosh, I feel like we saw this coming?
Congrats @sorenbowie.bsky.social on your new garage! And congrats @danielobrien.bsky.social on your new baby!
@pftompkins.bsky.social Charles Dumpster at the 2016 live @cbbworld.bsky.social show is one of the best characters I never heard before today! I hope you bring him back someday!
A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing