Gen X and millennial hipster craft gastronomy genuinely changed the world.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 20h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Here's how you immediately shut this down: you make the platform financially liable for damages in the event of arson. No way they take that risk.
Jacob Gellman@jacobgellman.com · yesterdayThere is no way that betting on wildfires should be legal. www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/20...
4yo was being indecisive this morning so I accidentally made "this complete breakfast" from the 80s cereal commercials.
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
in the past four days our poor pup has been sprayed by a skunk and injured his hip falling down the stairs. did not expect him to be the biggest source of stress I'm our first week as a two-child family
yes we are gatekeeping how people get dopamine. We have done this since society began. For instance, we arrested John Wayne Gacy for chasing dopamine his preferred way
“Olive Garden. When you’re here, you’ll need ID.”@schoolbus5.bsky.social · 2d agoSo now we are gatekeeping how one obtains dopamine? The big takeaway from posts like yours and the rest comes down to: Questioning his claim because it is not your experience, so therefore something is amiss.
we picked up a few paper subscriptions in 2020 to give us something off-screen to do and they've been so good we still have em.
Mikayla 🏳️⚧️🏴🦀@rad.gendervibes.online · 3d agoI should read more magazine articles. I recently got a subscription to the physical WIRED for the vibes, and there’s some good stuff in here. Way more pleasant to read than online too.
"would a woman I assaulted act in an obsequious manner to avoid triggering my unstable ire?" is a final minute of law & order level tell.
my advice to new parents that you might not hear often: let your kids name things. they don't yet know the rules of names so they come out with some incredible and bizarre suggestions.
sitting quietly at the lactation clinic and chewing a hole clear through my cheek trying to keep a straight face every time she says "suck training"
everything about this story is dumb, including that it was written at all.
Willamette Week@wweek.com · 5d agoA faction within the party objects to her alleged support for ICE and preference for capitalism over socialism. Most of her district is outside the metro area.
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 4d agoJust got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane
don't want to jinx it by saying anything but we seem to have been blessed with the two best sleeping kids in human history.
"now think about your dad what's your dad like?"
Westerns & the Old West@davidlambertart.bsky.social · 6d agoHappy 65th Birthday to Laurence Fishburne
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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This is objectively the correct opinion. People have lost the plot and cannot even conceive of public decorum or conscientiousness. Sorry if this offends but we live in a society!
Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · last wk.seem to really be getting crankier with age but I think I've come to absolutely hate people taking lengthy phone calls basically anywhere in public? fine if you're walking but if you're in one place, no one needs to hear about your entire life? god I'm so old, everyone is so annoying
New poster for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ In theaters on August 28.
not sure why we have to watch a Prince film before we leave the maternity room but I'm into it.
feels like a slightly too blunt distillation of the future we inhabit that there's a special table for Doordash next to the hospital metal detectors.
out behind the brewpub with the boys lining up by size like hermit crabs to exchange our stretched out belts.
far and away I think the single most consequential failures of the 20th/21st century environmental movement was going anti-nuclear. to a great extent we literally chose climate change.
Sam@samd.bsky.social · last wk.sometimes I think about how Germany could have one of the cleanest electricity mixes in the world if they simply didn’t shut down all their nuclear plants
maternity wards really need a dedicated "dads bathroom" at the end of the corridor. it's not fair to these women to make us stink up their one refuge.