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Google's move to AI means traditional SEO doesn't work anymore so every big company is now desperately doing Reddit AMAs to try and get their responses ingested by the Gemini slop machine and farted out in AI summaries
self labeled free speech advocates, uk edition: you can't say bad things about the dead free-speech advocate, especially things he said about himself, or the things on his police record
the little man has returned from holiday to his swiss bookshop and has sent me a package that is now en route. package
the most american thing is making a statue of liberty out of butter *and* not including the broken shackle and chains at her feet
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · 2d agoThe most American thing is the Statue of Liberty made out of butter
right, ok, enough self-pity, I need to turn my shit pub around. it's in Stratford, it's got a (small) stage, there has to be someone who has something cool they want a space for queer-run, extremely diverse venue (we even let mumbling old white geezers in) what I'd call 'mostly accessible'
waiting to be seized upon by the bluesky extended universe once people work out i didn't really get into seinfield or the sopranos
being a true nolan fan and forgetting everything about his films after a few minutes, except for my tattoo that reads 'don't watch tenet'
i am getting closer and closer to simply shaving all my hair off, and tbh i've been holding out so it doesn't look like a reaction to the last breakup, but, well, now it will look like work has finally pushed me over the edge, good morning
I am making it a habit to always look for the labor story behind these nasty scandals. The consumers are almost never the only ones being harmed.
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
futurism.com
oh. nyan cat song was hatsune miku. wait no i mean actually. i mean the vocaloid they used was miku's. i am not doing the bit where someone you don't like is hatsune miku now
unable to treat geogaggi/music has the right to children as anything other than a single album, in that order
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
spending the whole weekend being mad at work. honestly. it was better when i spent the weekend doing unpaid overtime
my insta: hello do you like drinking? what about gambling? wait wait. don't leave just yet uhhh travel and dubai no no please don't go, we have funny memes? celebs? ass? titty? my tiktok: here is a frog look at him go. here's the atomic clocks that power ireland. uh oh here come the dancing pickles
i do feel that as much as i make fun of "science guys", i would like to shoutout robin ince i saw him at a gig, cheered when he said "principia mathematica", i was the only one, and afterwards we went full autism and spoke at 100 miles per hour, lovely guy
pouring one out for all the other podcasters undergoing mild psychosis, engaging with nonsensical beliefs to the point of alienating family members, but do not have enough of an audience to pressure them into seeking help well, except for true crime podcasters, who have always been like that
kinda funny that one of the "i fucking love science!" people has been caught chasing novelty to the point of "repeatedly making up things for content" then again, "my wife told me i've on a fantasy ride" so maybe this is one piece of youtube drama that saves a marriage
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
i did meet this beautiful cat again and gave him head scratches and he sat and purred and squeaked in delight, so i got that going for me
going to go on an angry walk through a nature reserve and hope i bump into enough tiny birds to get distracted but it's 9pm and so it's a bit too late but maybe i'll see a urban fox up early
pineapples don't have bilateral symmetry
Sanjay Srivastava@sanjaysrivastava.com · 6d agoWhat is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil