This is Moon! I'm posting a photo of him a day until I can adopt him out in LA County. He's about 12 weeks and was abandoned. I have never rescued a kitten in such great health and immediately comfortable indoors. He loves ppl! He follows everyone around. My dms are open to anyone interested!
I just got off the phone with a group of "Bitch Boys." They all knew about my penis. They all thought it was gross.
would u still love me if i was a little bit less like a tomb raider
From my brother: "heres my friend's bird throwing an absolute fucking fit over the fact the blue house she is currently standing inside is not in the place it was in before"
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
If you get the chance, ask a polio survivor how they think we should talk to antivaxx parents today. They won’t tell you to be more understanding or to engage them in respectful debate because it’s easy to see how pathologically selfish and contemptible antivaxx is when you’ve seen the actual stakes
Important to remember that most if not all the antivaxxers you ever see or hear are vaccinated against things like measles. Their whole movement is forcing children to take the risks that they never do (because they think children are property)
US child vaccination rates have plunged since before the pandemic, with kindergarten classrooms in more than 70% of counties now lacking herd immunity against measles.
The President telling a 10 year old "yeah I wouldve just let you drown, loser" is very funny
Microwaving an unopened can of tuna for fifteen minutes and using the break room fire extinguisher to fight those who do not share my vision.
it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky!
Trump aide Natalie Harp spent a summer sleeping in the locker room at Trump's Bedminster golf club to remain close to him after she was denied a room.
🚨NEW: Hakeem Jeffries declared his opposition to Medicare For All 72 hours after a Yale study shows it would save 100,000 lives & $1 trillion. Context: Jeffries raked in $391k from health PACs in 2026 & faced no primary pressure to hold the line on Dem priorities because a primary was blocked.
Hakeem Jeffries’ Betrayal Shows Why Democratic Voters Are So Enraged
House Dems’ leader declared his opposition to Medicare For All on the same day a new poll shows almost all Democratic voters support it.
levernews.com
THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
Just a reminder that Amazon fulfillment centers are FULL of copper wire and other such consumables
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
404media.co
getting this fuckin' guy off my team ASAP 'cause I saw the episode of Digimon Tamers where he tries to seduce a 12 year old
Americans really seem to hate the idea of speed limits being enforced. We love killing each other with cars and mowing down children. Don't take our murder treats away from us.
“I’m mad that I can no longer get away with breaking the law and endangering others with my selfish and reckless behavior.”
Millions of drivers across the country are encountering speed cameras for the first time, or will soon. Some don't like it, but advocates say there's clear evidence that cameras make roads safer. n.pr/4gwT62D
A little cryptid doodle They be a soggy wet lil scrimblo
If you're sex repulsed and don't want to see it, honestly, that's fine, just don't make that other people's problem. You can just not like smut. You don't have to call the people who do degenerates and gooner porn addicts.