Prince Ass Peein’

@terrence.bsky.social

Hot as a pistol but cool inside

One of the most important lessons I was taught as a kid is that “there is always someone tougher than you.” Some harmless bro is gonna be like “where’s McLovin’?” and Jonah Hill is gonna try to put the guy in an arm bar and end up in the hospital. Godspeed, man.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to
"annihilate" anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad
"I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like,
'You're not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You're a comedian"
"If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up"
"My favorite thing is people are like, 'Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.' And I'm like, 'I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I'm not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who's got it?'"
SMARTLESS
Sirius?

Nothing more frustrating at this job than when some absolute dumbass in a suit tells you to do something that isn’t supposed to be done, is gonna look like fuckin dogshit, and we don’t have the right parts to do it with? I’m not a fuckin hack fuck you

Idk if I’ve ever mentioned this on here but the guy that narcan’d me in 2022 was an undocumented immigrant from Central America and I think about him all the time. I hope he’s alright. Fuck ICE.

Who’s this fuckin dork? I used to smoke crack. I’ve been addicted to all sorts of opiates. I died once. And now I’m sober and I’ve never been happier. Please make fun of my drug addiction, it makes you look really normal and cool!! Clown

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Easily the best Lot Uno Card I’ve gotten in awhile, and it was the first show I didn’t run into Clay all summer. Including SPAC and Jay Peak! Hell of a groundscore, hell of a night, hell of a week, hell of a tour, hell… in a bucket. FUCK ICE

Bild

So we did all 5 MSG shows, couldn’t make it to Fenway last night, but we’re gonna be there for LNOT tonight. Melt the Guns notwithstanding, the setlist from n1 didn’t break my heart. Looking forward to hearing the improv for sure but I’m not devastated that we missed a show in the middle of a run.

here on bluesky we got think knowers, man. they know so much shit. they have so many things they know. they know where the applebees is. they're totally correct about what surrounds it. they probably can even name menu items. and they definitely get the joke.

I love all the absolute herbs replying “maybe they should go get jobs!” I’m staying at a guy’s house that saw like 100 shows from ‘85 to ‘95. He didn’t come from money, but there’s a movie theater in his basement. Some of the hardest working people I know are Deadheads. So, respectfully, suck it.

NPR@npr.org · 4d ago

This summer marks a moment of transition in the Grateful Dead's long, strange trip: the first in many years where there is no clear center of the band's universe. Where do Deadheads go from here? n.pr/4fJ9dIT