ofc theyre out fuck my twinkless life dude

who wants a swish and flick

okay so to the surprise of nobody the 27-40yo straight men in my hinge likes are mostly all tech guys soooooooo.... one of my ddr5 ram sticks broke this year.........

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract.bsky.gay · 3d ago

turning hinge from lesbian mode to bisexual mode is like leaving the auto-steering on in mariokart holy shit i get it my ego is tumescent

turning hinge from lesbian mode to bisexual mode is like leaving the auto-steering on in mariokart holy shit i get it my ego is tumescent

girls go to college boys go to jupiter boys go to thailand girls go to italy

god damn it my grindr for you is all metas why you gotta do me like that

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i'm rescinding transness from whichever delegate gave permission to ken for this without authorization. turn in your name and pronouns. i want your desk cleared out by 5pm today.

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d ago

This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.

sorry for commenting “seems like AI” on your pregnancy announcement

BREAKING: Claude Fable discovers counterexample to Grecian Urn Conjecture by constructing an unbeautiful truth.

more like gock galaxy

im AGP for my cock deal with it

look im sorry but if you can't handle a mosh pit you can't handle sleeping with me

roid rage is out foid rage is in

do you... do you think.... he and bowie.... ever um explored each other's um bodies........

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract.bsky.gay · 3w ago

iggy pop i see u playing "i wanna be your dog" to a crowd of lesbians

iggy pop i see u playing "i wanna be your dog" to a crowd of lesbians

HEY YOU STOP WHAT UR DOING DID U KNOW THAT "CWM" IS A WORD ITS PRONOUNCED LIKE CUM IT REFERS TO A DEEP STEEP-WALLED BASIN THAT FORMS THE HEAD OF A VALLEY please tell your friends this is important

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im rocuckoo for rococo puffs

Just three years ago, Pat Ryan was among the 22 Democrats who voted to censure Rashida Tlaib

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · 3w ago

New: After voting to cut U.S. military aid to Israel, NY Rep. Pat Ryan — who serves in a competitive district — says he does not expect nor want AIPAC's support in future elections, and says he is "returning" their funds

too goth for an outdoor summer work social? 🖤💜💀

started from the top now we here

is lindsey aubrey's dad or what how does that work? how come they both kinda have girl names?

champagne for my sham friends real pain for my real friends

Your nickname should be Subway. Low quality meat and you lie about the 6 inches

great news bsky! i'm freshly polyunsaturated (that's t4t for "single"). if you're hot and weird and in the bay area, feel free to shoot ur shot.

hbd united states of america, u don't look a day over 500,,,,, giving late roman empire sweaty.... maybe try some fillers?