barista giving me free scones in hopes that i stop trying to get everyone to call them ‘beantender’
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Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, 🍑 Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Ok. A charcuterie board is a really good way of saying adult Lunchables
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING and meet Pepper who weighs 2.3 lbs and is figuring out the world for the very first time
Cocoons laid on the back of a doomed tomato hornworm. The hatched larvae will eat the caterpillar from the inside out, preventing it from eating your tomatoes. Hellyeah, organic gardening. How YOU doin
100 members in a group chat? In this economy?
Bluesky@bsky.app · 24h agoUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Who says guys don't look good in pink and purple? Here's a male roseate skimmer (Orthemis ferruginea) in the Corrales Bosque on August 4, 2026. #nature #naturephotography #dragonfly
Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
Training is done for today. We now return you to our regularly scheduled routine of eating cheese.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is 79 years old. 79 I need a fucking minute
Wish I had the confidence of a Dorito bag claiming to only have 4 servings
a tray of lasagna can be an apéritif nothing matters anymore
Give a man a fish and he’ll find a way to fuck it. Teach a man to fish and they are sure to decimate the species.
Sorry but standing in your kitchen eating rotisserie chicken fresh off a store run is peak satisfaction.
i dont give a fuck who you are you are not above the five dollar costco rotisserie chicken
i call my tits overworked and underpaid. and that’s just the left one.
We only rate dogs. This is a baby kangaroo, as you can tell by the kickstart button on her foot. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: supernoodlegirls)
Welcome to Deeks world Everything has sexual innuendo and snacks are served often
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
“A real friend would be more supportive” I whined resentfully to my imaginary friend.
The raccoon who lives by my house is making weird chittering noises at night so I looked it up AND ITS A LULLABY FOR BABY RACCOONS?!?? 😭😭😭 it’s a sound momma raccoons make to comfort their kits 😭😭😭😭
