No DSA chapter in your area? Start one. Ask me for tips.

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com · 4d ago

DSA almost at 130k members. Like 10k more than last month. What if we did 200k by next year 🤨 Get in here bro wyd

I’m a prayer warrior, but I took a few levels in prayer rogue so I could get better bonuses on prayers of opportunity.

Downplay a book or movie: “An Ordinary Gatz”

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 6d ago

Downplay a book or movie: "Reasonable Expectations"

Why tf do I have to do laundry again. I got all caught up a week ago.

Set Your Goals and Make Do and Mend making new music this year, college freshman me is rejoicing

If you’re not rinsing them under running water before you eat them then you are NOT disposing your batteries properly!

If your Facebook post makes me scroll down to see all of it I’m not reading it. That’s for blogs. For websites.

[dramatic music heightens to a climax as camera cuts to an extreme close up of Ebenezer’s mouth] “Bah. Humbug.”

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

Democrats meeting: maybe we can win voters by being more like the republicans Republicans meeting: Satan is turning everyone into trans homeless Mexican communists and the only way we can stop them is by being bigger pedophiles

Spider Man: We can’t defeat doctor doom with this second string squad! Tony Stark: Can it webslinger, we’re working on it Gambit: ze’amdobajumbalyaonthebayou’now offscreen voice: mind if i tag along? Wolverine (turning around): Charlie….Kirk????

Do I look like I will be “using the mobile app today”?

The thing about these bans is that they filter down to even rec leagues. These tennis associations such as the USTA also oversee amateur and rec league regulations. So a trans woman wanting to do some casual matches with friends is also banned. It's about exclusion, not fairness.

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 2w ago

Trans women have been allowed to compete in women's tennis for nearly fifty years since Renee Richards won her case in 1977. It hasn't been an issue in all that time. Now they're mandating these invasive genetic tests to screen out trans and intersex women. www.devdiscourse.com/article/spor...

If you’ve ever been thirsty, then you know there’s no better drink than water.

Man, I know this cough syrup I’m taking is strong, I didn’t know it was “hallucinate Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are playing the World Cup halftime show” strong

You hear about this diarrhea outbreak folks, ya hear about this? Yeah they’re making a low-budget horror movie about it—they’re calling it Bathrooms.

The US is adopting a strategy of attacking water storage and desalination plants designed to render the region uninhabitable. If continued, this strategy will make the Gulf littoral uninhabitable in the coming decades. Yet there is no discussion of these tactics and their repercussion in the US.

The Duolingo owl watching you masturbate. “I know something else you can brush up on,” it hoots softly.

dear democrats: anything short of a concerted policy of scorched earth retribution against every one of these criminals, from the president down to the interns betting on Kalshi, means the end of 'the American experiment'

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3w ago

ABC NEWS: ".. Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on that speech and more than a dozen others .." abcnews.com/US/white-hou...

Ocean’s Eleven: Cheaper by the Dozen The Green Mile: The Longest Yard Rocket Man: Failure to Launch The Rookie: Pitch Perfect Left Behind: Gone in Sixty Seconds

Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him)@owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 3w ago

Take a movie title, add a colon and another movie's title to make it SOUND like a sequel to the first movie! I'll go first. Big Hero 6: The Magnificent Seven The Black Hole: Event Horizon Cube: Sphere Escape Plan: Get Out The Mummy: Evil Dead Poltergeist: It Follows A Quiet Place: Silent Hill

We need a candidate who will run on turning every ICE facility into rubble.

Powerful summon with overly long animation and it just plays the outro to “Hey Jude”

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3w ago

John: cynical amnesiac protagonist George: swordsman who was betrayed Paul: big talking cat that attacks by jumping really high and landing on all enemies Ringo: spoony bard

Can’t talk right now, reading up on the history of US-Guatemala relations in the 20th Century and getting royally pissed

I'm basing this not on people's (semi-performative) vitriol online, but on my interactions with middle aged to elderly white women at protests over the last year: The first sitting politician to come out and say "I'm not sorry that evil son of a bitch is gone" is the front-runner for 2028.

How I feel waking up to find out Lindsey Graham is dead instead of Mitch McConnell

Wrong Kid Died - Dewey Cox Scene

Alt: Wrong Kid Died - Dewey Cox Scene

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Lindsey Graham bargaining with Death, “Take me instead!”

OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o...

Fuck it I’m turning notifications on for @ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social

If you don’t like to let the cartoon king die in those ads you’re lowkey a monarchist

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Nooooo bruh passwords go so hard tho like if u told me yours right now id be all like, “that’s crazyyyy bro”