Dating can be difficult

#ds9

remember to always say OH BIG STRETCH

Switched my leg day workout to more about upper legs, posterior muscles, and core, and WOW I need to switch to that far more than anything else I was doing before x.x

I am 2,000 years old

so trying to make two hyper cum loads in two straight days might still be beyond me.... but damn that first day felt endless 🥴🥴🥴

air pump fox! @shusune.bsky.social

You know what I really wanted from AI? The Start Trek: Next Generation computer. I wanted quick answers. I didn't want 3 paragraphs when I type "oz to grams". I didn't want an essay on "french press brew temp." I want an almost-synthesized voice saying "optimal brew temp for French Press is 95C."

I *despise* that "hallucination" is now replacing "bug" in the common lexicon. Hallucination grants so much more autonomy and anthropomorphic meaning than what is without a doubt a bug from a shitty, vibe-coded, corporate hell application. They're bugs. Computers aren't alive.

I think without a doubt that if I want more furry art, I need to support new furry artists. And I do so. But my rate of actually getting a commission done is like, is probably around 50%. I don't know what I want to say about this, other than I am frustrated.

Dear Portland: Is this commentary about someone's personality, or a strange variant of food play I haven't heard about yet? Wrong answers, only.

the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf

anyone tell you lately that you're cute? oh no? well you are.

ugh. the progressive insurance commercials about new homeowners becoming their parents? no, stop. i don't need commercials about me like this

puppy headspace feels amazing and i need to be there more. no words, just barks and growls and doggy things

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

Cleared for takeoff 🛫 📍Kirkjufell, Iceland

I am not really into paws I don't think, but my new gigantic soft super cute indoor pawbs are kinda making me reevaluate this ohmydog

When a werewolf's caught a scent they really like, they can get a bit... Pushy... #nsfw

out of suit I use barks and growls as filler words...

DORYUU@doryuuz.bsky.social · 2w ago

Character TF where despite your new form, you still retain your personality, but it’s merged with the character’s you now resemble, resulting in spontaneous outbursts of their mannerisms and speech/accent

i would love to find out if i run out...

PupJibbs@pupjibbs.bsky.social · 2w ago

When you’ve run out of cum, but the electricity is still on.

Look. Ok. I am an utter fucking perv. But because I am *measuring* my perviness, it is now ✨science✨. Behold my science. 5mL morning load, ~4mL evening load, on 24 hours saving up. I believe the standard metric for hyperspermia is 5.5mL after 2+ days of saving up...

Snout camera

Comfortdoggo@comfortdoggo.bsky.social · 2w ago