You would repost a frog

aurora glitchealis

this would have killed on tumblr

happy barks! i just needed to trash the lockfile i guess and now i can report a clean image, all in a days work

*beck voice* where its at? i'll have two ibuprofens and a cuppa joe

first day as a Microsoft outlook software engineer guys wish me luck :D

having a religious experience

you can add the Getty images watermark to anything

the web is so cool when you dont got an npm in ya ear making it suck so much

had a stroke earlier today

i am becoming one with the thing i love most (coffee)

✨@holojester.bsky.social · 5h ago

i am the coffee

updating an npm dep's patchlevel, this little maneuver will only take 3 days as i educate myself on the wonders of optionalPeer dependencies and why they can create conflicts

my crustacean tubes are still blocked :(

oh hell yeah im moots with vibri (@donteverdie.bsky.social)

🎼🌐

idk if its *rare* rare but the ebay listing said it was and no one would ever claim that in bad faith to justify a pricetag right?

anyways hello chat :3 interacting with you puts a smile on my face

they sent me to the executive function hole today

this one's for you, @literallyjustadog.online 💜

in a sea of bits who am i really

they're doing this to me tomorrow

this backfired so hard , ppl are being nice to me n shit

someone yell at me

I haven't turned my heat on yet, I sleep in my fuzzy hoody&socks and under two or three blankets and I enjoy this 😊

The key words "AYY", "LMAO", "LOL", "LOL NOT", "OUGH", and "BANGER" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

supplements can give you vitamin B3 niacin fast

agrarian Warren Buffet: its almost winter, panic cook everything right now

light sensitivity? introducing blindfold! with blindfold you can *runs directly into a wall*

thinking about this post rn, my shot's making me want to curl up in a blanket and nest

leslie (legacy system)@leslie.crxsh.site · last yr.

actually incredibly based that estrogen is such a potent stress relief that it disrupts the stress+anxiety system of motivation to work my lame job, and instead im just like "yeah i wont work that hard actually"