Last weekend I met a chicken that thinks it’s a dog, is bigger than my dog and is being taught to ask for treats using a xylophone. This is Marshmallow.

Finally updated the bio on here to say we're 21 now ig, we were supposed to do that, what, 9 months ago? Whoops Hope everyone's well today, though! -Ryan

Hello all, we exist ig, just doing our bi yearly bluesky check I guess Maybe I should use this platform more idk -Ryan

found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.

Good morning everyone, how's everyone today? -Ryan

lmao Firefox billing itself an "indie browser" when poking you to make it the default is straight up disingenuous I mean, you don't have to say out loud that it's basically Google's anti-antitrust insurance, but let's not err too far on the other side either...

saw someone thought that the switch 2 joycons on the trailer looked like rats and byeah

Me: god I wi- God: Ok–seriously, can you stop with this? I have gotten at least 20 of these requests from you, and that's just from today. You actually need to stop saying this about everything you see. I am flooded with wishes pending my denial as is, and you make up half of my backlog.

I don't get how y'all don't see this as another political stunt. Biden's admin said they aren't enforcing the ban and leaving up to TFG. You know the guy who in 2020 was the one considering banning it and issued an EO about it.

Vincent Ledvina@vincentledvina.bsky.social · 2y ago

Anyone notice how TikTok revised the update to include a message about DJT? Seems like a major publicity stunt is underway or something fishy at the very least. The wording here is strange.

I truly do wish for the abolition of capitalism

I am gay gay very gay gay gay gay gay gay gay ga- -Ryan

I take great pride in being everything that right-wingers hate.

Have you ever noticed that a person who has nothing, will help you faster than a person who has everything.

Hi chat -Ryan

fyi in case you are wondering "may his memory be a blessing" is the standard jewish response to death but there's another, special one just for evil bastards, "may his name be erased"

waow, look mom, it's me

haha loser I hope someone treasures and cherishes you forever you frickin nerd

Waking up to a timeline with cute friends on it. Best way to start the day indeed. -Astrid

of course I have a goddess complex it came free with being plural

Well uh...it's about time we actually use this account I guess. We'll be posting here somtimes, and might mirror posts we make to masotodon, but our mastodon is still our home base for posting. Anyway, nice to meet y'all and now begins the journey of finding friends who are on both... -Astrid

Hiring a horde of guys named Frank so I can have them say "well, to be Frank" at funny moments

porter robinson

Well hi nerds -Ash