Terra
@thecubemiser.bsky.social
MtG Clover format advisor, MtG Cube designer, drummer, budding jrpg creator. She/her
I like you The Onion but you're making me lament never having a quinceañera, or, to not appropriate dinosaur culture, a sweet 16 party. Should I start preparing my cinquentañera now? I got a few years. 😆
The Onion@theonion.com · yesterdayNew Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
Nothing is more boring than who will play Bond unless they do Across the Bond-i-verse and have multiple Bonds: Bond Woman, Bond Noir, Punk Bond, Indian Bond, Bond 2099, etc. And there can be a bit where they all say "The name's Bond" at the same time and everyone laughs
Clover MtG rules update, 8/5/26. Months of testing, tons of feedback, Commander Damage in 1v1 Clover is no longer applicable. This allows every deck a chance to shine. Our FAQ is three pages long now. Construction and legality. Format Philosophy. Playing Online. www.clovermtg.com Updated now baby!
Yeah take me back to 9 years old. Hah! Though, I didn't know about Samus yet.
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h ago
"Well, you know what they always say. Kill 'em-- BANG --with Kind ...Ness. Kindness. Oh jeez I thought that would flow better. Huh. Gotta do something about that! Ha! Anywhoo, where's that bomb?"
Hahahahahahahaha This is the monkey paw in action.
Paige, TheMaverickGirl@themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 8h agoWhat the fuck is this
I'm a good star everything is fine life is good well, that's shit fixed it didn't I? something's pulling everything is fine! life is good! hmm? oh, black hole collapse it in upon itself white hot supernova bliss there's a shadow a black speck it tugs fire the laser again
the popularity of Nick @ Nite was really funny because you’d be in high school in 2008 with friends who were longtime fans of The Golden Girls
a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
Just ate some late night toast and all I want to do is eat the rest of this entire loaf.
Got some cube updates I'm slowly putting into cube cobra. So far, just the red and black from these pics are logged. Cards on top are new, below is cut. See cubecobra.com/cube/about/t... for the latest recent changes.
Hey @clovermtg.bsky.social fans and newcomers. The Hobbit has a fair number of new uncommon cards at or over 3 mana value. I'm digging these four the most as Lucky Clovers.
Don't we all? I'll even settle for cute and amusing!
Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 4d agoI hope you all see me not just as a beautiful and funny woman, but also as a woman who’s attractive and hilarious
Wanna learn more about Clover? www.clovermtg.com Wanna help with the precons? discord.gg/YMc9QfhrVJ Hope to see you in the Clover Patch.
What's the Clover Community up to these days? We're building precon decks for each of the 10 guilds to more easily on-board new players. Oji/Mulldrifter: moxfield.com/decks/AJ4tCc... Raul/Sphinx's Tutelage: moxfield.com/decks/mc-5dk...
Look, cut him some slack, he lost his whole family and daimyo and their kingdom to poison. You will either wait the requisite 30 seconds every turn for him to do his thing with either Swdtech or Genji Glove+Offering and you will *like* it. He still has a will to live. He has earned his vengeance.
Fucking Every Word@everyword.bsky.social · 5d agofucking cyan