This looks like the scene in Dick Tracy where all the mobsters are sitting around the table together.
Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 3d agoOof
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This happens to be a nocturne, ya know Frederick fucking Chopin…Czech Texan, P1, red panda enthusiast, Team Bidet, Jackie Daytona - Cocaine bear bartender
Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 3d ago
It's gonna be hilarious if Texas goes Blue for th efirst time in thirty years because diaper donny wrecked the price of salsa and margaritas.
Reading this makes me feel like my brain is melting but it is also accurate in our current stupid times.
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · 3w agoIt’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
It’s insane how obsessed these fascists are with Tolkien and yet none of them understand it
WATCH: Stavros explains why we don’t have universal health care in 🇺🇸 #MedicareForAllNOW
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Rarely does one get so perfect a chance and I wasn’t gonna let my boy miss it
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2mo agoTed didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
I'll never get tired of posting this photo of the Christian Universal Ministry basketball team in 1980...
There comes an age where you don't care how you look in photos anymore. You just want to look good in MRIs, Ultrasounds, and CT Scans.
Be More Like 👇 Finland, A Social Democracy,Operating Under A Highly Successful Free Market Capitalist System.......
"The real driver of growth right now is Bernie Madoff and he will make all his investors dreams come true" - Probably Hassett back before the ponzi house of cards collapsed
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoHassett: "The wage growth that's coming from higher productivity because of AI is making it so that people are much, much better off. And don't forget that they lost ground under Joe Biden."
This is the exact moment Andrew Tate's life fell apart.
He’s not completely off base. Donnie’s rant was very much like a crazy person showing up to Kohls demanding a refund and then pulling out Target receipts.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoQ: Do you think it would serve your most vulnerable members if Trump stopped relitigiating the 2020 election & moved on? JOHNSON: Well, I didn't hear him in that address relitigate the 2020 election. This is about making sure people have faith in our election system.. He is showing you the receipts
It’s genuinely funny to me the Donnie has fucked everything up so bad that the GOP’s pitch to voters is “Communism and Olive Garden”.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoScalise: "The Bolshevik takeover of the Democratic Party is in full swing, and communism is on the ballot this November"
Rest in peace to one of cinema’s most outstanding artists; the legendary actor Sam Neill (1947–2026)
My favorite part of the McGregor fight was when Holloway gestured multiple times to the ref like "I'm basically punching a guy on the ground who can't defend himself" and the ref was like "yes, continue".