The False Nine

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Milkweeds are essential for butterflies, especially monarchs and queens. Here are some of our butterfly bush and zizotes milkweeds Inside their leaves, they possess a toxic latex which renders the next generation foul tasting to its potential predators. Plant them & save the migration

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Since nothing valid is happening tonight, The Compound’s resident Master Gardener, Turd Verdeson, would like to introduce our readers to some stellar native plants First is Gregg’s blue mist flower. Butterflies love it. It’s like crack to them. Plant them and watch those beauties show up

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I tuned in at 75’, was surprised to see the score at 0-0 and immediately understood that we’d end up losing the match. Why did I tune in late? I’m visiting New Jersey, went to the #RBNY match, and was jealous the entire time. They play with dynamism! #AustinFC are terrible.

I hated the formation, playing players out of position in the formation, refusing to change the formation, and putting even more out of position subs i to the failing formation. But other than that…

Players looked checked out. They clearly don't believe in or respect Arnould, and I can't blame them. 30 million on Uzuni and Vazquez and neither can score. Wolff has fallen apart. Needs Curtin desperately. We've seen 5 years of trying to play 5 back and sucking. Just stop.

I'm most disappointed in how toothless we looked. None of our players looked dangerous aside from Uzuni's couple chances. Announcers could not tell if we were playing for a tie or trying to win. Davy spent a lot of time bragging about creating chances and getting numbers forward - what now?

Who stole all our away wins? Who infected our coaching staff with brain worms dedicated to playing guys out of position?

Just a boy Standing in front of his tv Begging his coach to not play inverted wingers and inverted wingbacks at the same time

I didn't like: Inverted wingers; Owen Wolff unable to get on the ball; Playing a high line when their attackers are much faster than our defenders; Another embarrassing loss even if they did at least show some heart in the second half that it didn't get worse