Alright new plan: Austin plays against a heavily rotated pueblo side every game
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He’s playing lights out. Where was this Austin FC team before? So much space and time.
Is Liga MX bad or are Austin just playing bad Liga MX teams? Uzuni has a hat trick in 34’
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Let’s end tonight with some Blackfoot daisies Beautiful blooms with a subtle aroma, they thrive in our town
Pink coneflower is a magnificent plant. A great source of food for both bees and butterflies. Also called echinacea, it can be used as a tea or medicine.
Have fun while gardening. Plant some peppers like these jalapeño, Tabasco, and chile pequin plants and improve all your meals
Milkweeds are essential for butterflies, especially monarchs and queens. Here are some of our butterfly bush and zizotes milkweeds Inside their leaves, they possess a toxic latex which renders the next generation foul tasting to its potential predators. Plant them & save the migration
Salvias are essential food sources for insects, especially bees The bumblebees love our mealy blue sage
Since nothing valid is happening tonight, The Compound’s resident Master Gardener, Turd Verdeson, would like to introduce our readers to some stellar native plants First is Gregg’s blue mist flower. Butterflies love it. It’s like crack to them. Plant them and watch those beauties show up
We are again boycotting anything Leagues Cup related so we recommend a Space Race RomCom open.substack.com/pub/thefalse...
What to Watch Instead of Austin FC v. Club Tijuana: Fly Me To The Moon (2024)
Chicken Prediciton: Austin FC 0 - Club Tijuana 3
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I hated the formation, playing players out of position in the formation, refusing to change the formation, and putting even more out of position subs i to the failing formation. But other than that…
Players looked checked out. They clearly don't believe in or respect Arnould, and I can't blame them. 30 million on Uzuni and Vazquez and neither can score. Wolff has fallen apart. Needs Curtin desperately. We've seen 5 years of trying to play 5 back and sucking. Just stop.
I'm most disappointed in how toothless we looked. None of our players looked dangerous aside from Uzuni's couple chances. Announcers could not tell if we were playing for a tie or trying to win. Davy spent a lot of time bragging about creating chances and getting numbers forward - what now?
Starting this morning feeling negative after ANOTHER ROAD LOSS for Austin FC. What did you hate? What did you do instead of watch the match?
why don't we just play our guys where they're good?
Who stole all our away wins? Who infected our coaching staff with brain worms dedicated to playing guys out of position?
Austin is having a “Mystery Night.What is the mystery: Wrong answers only.
Like: Rosales. He doesn't disappoint ever. Dislike: inverted wingers, BV, Biro & co.
Liked: Płacheta looked like he could be good in a better system. Disliked: Davy Arnaud’s decision making making every player look worse. Watching bad soccer.
Just a boy Standing in front of his tv Begging his coach to not play inverted wingers and inverted wingbacks at the same time
I didn't like: Inverted wingers; Owen Wolff unable to get on the ball; Playing a high line when their attackers are much faster than our defenders; Another embarrassing loss even if they did at least show some heart in the second half that it didn't get worse