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Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote It's-It "...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)
You know how when there's walnuts in a good banana bread and the ones on the top get just all c r I s p.
🐰 Abby Denton 🐰@abbydenton.com · 19h agoMy girlfriend and dog is working late so I'm making a nice vegan banana bread and timing it so it'll be warm when Marian gets home. Why? Because I'm a better tradwife than any of the actual tradwives. And I know more Shadowrun lore than them, too.
Chadwife superior. Virgin Tradwife rinsed.
🐰 Abby Denton 🐰@abbydenton.com · 19h agoMy girlfriend and dog is working late so I'm making a nice vegan banana bread and timing it so it'll be warm when Marian gets home. Why? Because I'm a better tradwife than any of the actual tradwives. And I know more Shadowrun lore than them, too.
Babies can't go outside alone. They don't know the rules, and can't hang.
Bimbo Gex, at the beginning of a level; as voiced by Arleen Sorkin: It's nail time!
The prospect of watching a Spalding Gray is confusingly a hard sell for me, as the performance is always breezy and delightful. This motherfucker charming as hell.
Dexter Jettster after finding out the shop is going to let him between a LeBaron and a Crown Vic after finding out they need to keep his car for a week: Waow! Loaners!
This episode of Tales From the Crypt has Dennis Farina as John Astin.
Invoking the Writers Room of Reality is very Whedon Avengers.
whoever's idea it was to put the surviving Beatles in a zoo for the public to gawk at, they must have been crazy. What was wrong with having just Coldplay on display
The desired outcome from the point of view of too many cis folks is that they hope the kids just get over it and stop being trans.
Xtra @xtramagazine.com · 3d agoCanadian researchers found that 97 percent of youth who seek treatment for gender dysphoria still identify as trans years later.
Oh hey, they encoded an "ironic jack off" emoji. [it is a photo of your father reacting to news of your birth]
The Loony Lafft is always saying NO KINGS, while saying YASS QUEEN. #suspicious
Hey look it's Marian's first year living as a woman!
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · last wk.
I wish the Saudis would pay me a bunch of money to compromise my values so that I could publicly turn them down. Or shake my head the whole time I'm onstage so everyone could see how much I disapprove of things. Whichever they want. It's their money.
AltNPS constantly steals from journalists, so I made a list of those journalists. Give the list a follow, and you'll have a solid list of real news sources. These writers deserve your attention!
It is hard to imagine Max Casella at any age not having a cigar in his hand.
[finally seeing a way out from this world] bean da-
If you bring up Bean Dad once more I am driving this car into a wall.