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theguineapig3

@theguineapig3.bsky.social

|| D&D artist, occasional player of video games || proud dad of a couple of idiot guinea pigs || thirty-something, NB, she/her or he/him || English•Español•日本語 OK ||

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theguineapig3@theguineapig3.bsky.social · 2d ago

United States Department of Agriculture: The term "pet animal," which is DISTINCT from "exotic animal," includes dogs, cats, guinea pigs, rabbits, and hamsters. Every "Pet-Friendly" Apartment Complex: If any animal other than a dog or cat sets foot on our property it will explode immediately.

Leach@mixterleach.bsky.social · 4w ago

One time my bard challenged the paladin to fisticuffs and got the shit kicked out of him. He's sorta secretly a vampire though and I kept thinking it'd have been really funny if Dax had reduced his hit points to zero by accident

The first page of a hand drawn comic, prominently featuring one: Joshua, a handsome and fair skinned human-looking bard with light coloured hair, wearing dangling earrings and a pendant necklace, but is without a shirt at the moment; and two: Dax, a tiefling with curved horns, a tapered tail, and long hair styled in a braid, dressed in pirate style clothing. In the first panel, Joshua and Dax face each other and prepare to duel, with Dax holding up his fists and Joshua taunting him with an outstretched hand. Joshua: How about it, Dax? Just you and me. No magic, no weapons. Only the tools nature gave to us. [Aside] C'mon! Dax: Fine by me. [Aside] not really sure why you took your shirt off though. In the second panel, under a header that reads: Two minutes later: Joshua is hunched over, stanced awkwardly, panting, drooling, wobbling, and with many bumps and bruises across his half naked body and his face. He has a black eye, and while he looks determined not to surrender, it is clear he is barely standing. A sign pointing to him says "2 HP"The second page of the comic. The first panel shows a closeup of Joshua glowering with stubborn determination while others off-panel comment on his physical state, including another character not yet shown but implied to be witnessing the match: Liam. Joshua growls and readies his hand for something. Dax: You given up, yet? Liam: Uh, Joshua? You might wanna stop... In the second panel, Joshua rushes at Dax with a frenzied look in his eyes, swiping at him with his fingers outstretched like claws. Dax reels back as his face is struck, a cut appearing on his cheek. Dax: Ow!! What the hell!?The third page of the comic. In the first panel, Dax grits his teeth and looks at the result of his wound, which starts to bleed. His expression is furious. Dax: You sonova--! When you said "no weapons" I didn't think you'd -- In the next panel Joshua cuts him off, grinning with a smug expression despite his own battered appearance. Joshua: What's the matter? I did say natural weapons were allowed. Lifting his hand, there's a small amount of blood on his fingertips, which hovers strangely over his visible fingernails in a pointy shape, like invisible claws. An arrow points to them, labeled "oops!" In the third panel, Joshua continues: Joshua: No one said you couldn't use your horns, tail or claws. Just because I thought of it fGBTH!! Joshua gets cut off because Dax has decided to punch him hard in the gut. Dax: Shut up, you cheater!!The fourth page of the comic. In the first panel, Joshua can be seen staggering with a clear indentation in his stomach, his eyes wide and vacant and spittle dripping from his mouth. There's a subtle haze rising from his body. Joshua: ... Uh-oh. The last panel shows a full scene where the duel is at the center, Liam (a dark haired human who had been smoking a pipe), Echo (an air genesi/teifling with flowy light hair and a tail with a fluffy end) and Caine (a light coloured cobold with vitiligo markings) all surrounding the scene. In the center, Joshua has vanished into a puff of mist. Liam, standing nearby, turns his head suddenly, such that his pipe falls from his mouth. Caine holds his hands up to his maw with a gasp. Echo, who is on the roof of a house behind the action, crouches down to see what's going on. All are shocked, while Dax looks on with a resigned realization like he just dropped a plate of lasagna on the floor. Liam: Joshua!! Echo: Holy cow!! Dax you vaporized 'im!! Caine: Aah! Oh no!! Dax: [Aside] Well, shit...
Rumble@rumble-beat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

By the way you can read this webcomic based on our Curse of Strahd campaign here: symphonyofthedamned.the-comic.org Both me and @theguineapig3.bsky.social have had some setbacks as of late due to life events but we're eager to post the next update relatively soon~!

Symphony of the Damned

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Rumble@rumble-beat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Feels blessed that I get to draw my friends' OCs as they get put through the Torment Nexus. @mochitanukivt.bsky.social made such a funny little guy to put through the Horrors and I can't get enough of him tbqh😹

The first of four rough drawings of Dorian, an attractive young man dressed in fancy bard clothing with bright curly short hair and a fake mole drawn on his cheek. In this drawing he is running away from something in the direction the viewer with an exaggerated and frightened expression.
theguineapig3@theguineapig3.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I'm super thrilled to be able to join in this collab! The outfit was a difficult decision, but I wanted to go with one of Lanzhu's more Chinese-inspired outfits, and this one from her 2022 SIF birthday promo card was too gorgeous to pass up! Her pose was inspired by Chinese opera. #lovelive #ラブライブ

An illustration of Lanzhu Zhong from Love Live wearing a Chinese-inspired stage outfit with floral motifs and wide sleeves. In one hand she holds a fan with pink orchid accents, and her other hand is held in an orchid gesture (lanhua zhi).A full-body illustration of Lanzhu Zhong from Love Live with a transparent background. She iswearing a Chinese-inspired stage outfit with floral motifs and wide sleeves. In one hand she holds a fan with pink orchid accents, and her other hand is held in an orchid gesture (lanhua zhi).
Lulu Ruru@babylulururu.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Having been inspired by the many art collabs I have seen across various fandoms on bsky, I am announcing my own for the 15th anniversary of Love Live! Please check the Google Sheet below to see who is available. Rules available in both the alt and the sheet. #lovelive #artcollab #loveliveartcollab

Only one idol per person. First come, first serve. Idols must be in a canon outfit. This can be taken from their anime, SIF/SIFAS/SIF2/LinkLike, officially released artwork, etc. If I ask you where the outfit is from, you should be able to back it up with a source. The exception to this is the Yohane spinoff; these girls MUST be in their Yohane outfits to differentiate themselves from Aqours. If you want to claim from the Yohane spinoff, please specify otherwise I will assume you want to claim from Aqours. Minimum canvas size 1000 X 1000 300dpi/ppi. Submit a full body transparent image (no background) of your character to eternalsailorchibichibi@gmail.com. I will not accept a piece without a transparent background; if I need a transparent background from you I will reply to your email letting you know. You are free to post a nontransparent version of your image to social media, however. If you use AI I will yeet you off a cliff. All idols have a link to their Idol Story page in the sheet, which has information about each idol. For School Idol Musical specifically, they have illustrations of their full body references in their school uniform so you don’t need to make assumptions from the live action show. If we fill up fast, I may add N girls to this project (not including the Nijigasaki N girls). The deadline is October 14, this will give me around a month to get everything compiled and ready to post in time for Love Live Fest 2!
💜@dailylovelive.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Eng sub version here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvKH...

【Eng Sub】【New Story】「I Want To Be Your Number One! Charm Discovery」Rina Tennoji Episode 1

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LL! news@lovelivenews.bsky.social · 2mo ago

#Nijigasaki Discover your Charm - Cover stories Rina Story Episode 1 out now on YouTube! Watch Rina discuss with Ai and Anata-chan about her charms, ending in a SIFAS MV and cover of Tanoshii no Tensai! youtu.be/pjwBZsevKdM

Nyria | @ VGen comm open!@nyriabrutie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[RT APPRECIATED! 💖] SINGERS WANTED!! You've probably already heard about it a few years ago, but here's the comeback of Harmony Units! Harmony Units is a Love Live! cover project where members sign up to sing songs from across the entire franchise. 1/?

theguineapig3@theguineapig3.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Modern technology has its ups and downs, but I do love living in a world where, upon getting some obscure piano song from my childhood stuck in my head, I can go to a website with a virtual piano interface, play the melody, and be told exactly what song it is. What remarkable times we live in.

Abbey@abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 3mo ago

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game!@ithayla.bsky.social · 4mo ago

if the worst case is now 2.8 that translates to 2 is possible. what I don't see a lot also in climate talk is drawdown. we could become not only carbon neutral but actually carbon negative and reverse warming. emissions are already dropping due to high solar adoption. things look good.

🌈Wally ~ Meditating in her Cave🌈@wallyaurora.bsky.social · 4mo ago

oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING

theguineapig3@theguineapig3.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The fact that antihistamines can help with severe PMDD symptoms is wild to me. Just the idea that I was lying in bed sobbing and thinking of ways to off myself, decided "I should take an allergy pill to see if it helps," and it DID... Real-life cheat code? Absurdly powerful placebo? Hell if I know.