The Homework Ogre
@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social
this is not an account of honor, nothing of value is posted here
wifi problems at work? why that's a 5 day weekend son
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 14h agoTo "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.
this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 14h agoTo "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.
tfw all those loud motherfuckers finally went on and left
final tally: 74 tbsp, which is pretty good
The Homework Ogre@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 22h agothanksgiving butter tally (live): 58tbsp
The music Nobuo Uematsu did in his heyday for Final Fantasy was so good that I didn’t understand it was possible to do that in a videogame, it was like seeing the first guy dunk a basketball
thanksgiving butter tally (live): 58tbsp
The Homework Ogre@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 23h agothanksgiving butter tally (live): 40tbsp
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
Nova Crystallis@novacrystallis.com · 4d agoChâteau Mercian to produce 500 bottles of wine for Final Fantasy Resonance. It's described as a full bodied red with a "refined, well-balanced taste" and a "perfect harmony of dry spices, rich fruits, and firm tannins." Pre-orders are open currently at ¥13,000. 🔗 chateaumercian.jp/view/item/00...
thanksgiving butter tally (live): 40tbsp
The Homework Ogre@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · yesterdaythanksgiving butter tally (live): 24tbsp
"ogre do you put a lot of yourself into the gravy?" i guess you could say it's got a lot of heart
laughing at the anguished howls of my ancestral spirits as i add one (1) clove of garlic to the dressing
thanksgiving butter tally (live): 24tbsp
The Homework Ogre@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · yesterdaythanksgiving butter tally (live): 18tbsp
brb grinding this up and doing lines off my countertop
somehow got to 11:30 with only one sinkful of dirty dishes
I wish I could explain how good this smells
The Homework Ogre@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · yesterdaythanksgiving butter tally (live): 18tbsp
i hope my loved ones appreciate how fucking much i hate browning butter
currently eating miso right out of the package
Here's why it's not only ok for me to still be on Twitter, but important,
whittling this wedge of parm because all my graters are in the wash
