The medical stuff wouldn’t be so bad if it were weaved in with some real mess. I was expecting a soap but I’m getting more of a drama. Not even good one. Family Business is a soap lol #BeyondTheGates

ANARCHY! I don’t know it means but I love it!

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 5h ago

"As of Tuesday, none of the [8] stolen cameras have been found." 😃🌟🎉

Talking about people’s looks and their income or the lack there of is wrong. That’s why you shouldn’t piss me off because I’m calling you every poverty stricken, flat footed, thick neck bitch in the book. Don’t make me be that way, Stink🥹.

“Selena wasn’t Porto Ricun? She was Mexican?”

I’ve been trying to figure out who Haley Stevens looks like and it’s Kylie Jenner 1st Gen face.

“For everyone elsh I hope u learned shomethhhing” 🤗

Okay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)

“See when we see you when in the city they call Long Beach” Oh I thought Bhris Brown was saying “your body language speaks to me.” I think these lyrics are better 🙃

50+ Music@fiftymusic.bsky.social · 21h ago

What misheard song lyrics did you believe were the real lyrics before the real lyrics were pointed out to you?

It’s always the “when” for me. Coach Ewing was so annoyed he needed specifics

Strictly 4 My Navigators@lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · last yr.

🗣Have you ever shot that shot? 🤣 Happy Birthday, Patrick Ewing 🎂🎊🎉🥳 💙

Aye man, if you live in Gwinnett and need a full sized bed you can come get one from me. PLEASE come get this shit

I know Kiel is the favorite but he talks too much. Maybe that’s why they go together so bad cause Nicole chatty too. #BeyondTheGates

I too would like to walk around with a mini mic while men impress me with chicken.

Air-rum@aarum.bsky.social · yesterday

Now listen my little lesbian self always went to the bruhs parties for a plate and then left to hookup with a Zeta or AKA etc 😂🤗

It’s what I do when the spirit of the Lord come upon my heart so, yes?

Coop!@hanginwitcoop.blacksky.app · yesterday

Yall think twerking is allowed in heaven?!?

I fell asleep amid the flowers for a couple of hours on a beautiful day

Please don’t make AI pics or videos of me or my family.

Mind my business for sure. It’ll come out in the wash 🤷🏾‍♀️

Officer Goodsnatch@inayahb.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Y’all, I got a question. Hypothetically you work with someone who is late almost daily for 3 months, more than 5 minutes. Every day that they are late, there’s an excuse. You catch their excuse as a lie one day. Do you report your coworker to your boss or myob?

Your friend doesn’t want to go to work. Now what? It’s me. I’m your friend 😩

CNN@cnn.com · 2d ago

It’s nearly time for your kid to go back to school — but what if they don’t want to? If so, it may help to know it’s more common than you might realize. Read more analysis: https://cnn.it/4bnE5NY

Ain’t many things like seeing mean ppl get their comeuppance in real time and a TIME was had. They gave that girl the blues.

Hellz Kellz@hexsminion.bsky.social · 2d ago

I wonder if Darth Venn still eats at Applebees

Girl is 100% a wild one for your wedding LMAO My dad had some kids playing at his wedding. They played “One Last Cry” x Brian McKnight. Just the instrumental. Sounded amazing. I cringed the whole time lmao

There are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!

I hate that Teddy Perkins episode.

You could do a whole podcast on that Teddy Perkins episode. The Juneteenth episode too

Big Celleo D(M)V@mareeldmv.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Idk cuz Teddy Perkins episode, the episode with the invisible car, Celebrity basketball game or the one Ern goes to jail is good too

@mia-sade.blacksky.app my phone forgot to send you a happy birthday message but my heart said it! Hope you had a wonderful day 🥳

This wig and attire while performing “Like A Pimp” feels right

Somebody’s Auntie 🤷🏾‍♀️@hausofbawdy.blacksky.app · 3d ago

When did David Banner get the 2006 Katt Williams perm yall!!?

I slept wrong and my neck/shoulder is letting me know. I am in MISERY.

Definitely doesn’t believe in pronouns because she is not her

Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao!@drewhamm5.bsky.social · 3d ago

Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete

I love having adult money. 😊