Emily

@themerriest.bsky.social

Aspiring starving poet. Weird mom. Oversharing on the internet since 1999. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Let's be pen pals: https://overshare.beehiiv.com

The color grading of Obsession is so bad that it looks like they slapped an Instagram filter on the whole thing. Apparently no one else feels this way (based on searching reviews) to the extent that I’m like, “Did we somehow see a different version?!”

By the way, vis a vis Jimothy, I’m telling y’all right now I don’t need to know the lifespan of a raccoon, I don’t ever want to see an obituary. That little guy is gonna live forever, I don’t wanna hear otherwise.

Sometimes I’m like, “The Pacific Northwest isn’t a foreign country, you’re being dramatic,” and then the kids show up to summer camp and there are government employees with a dead fish and some paint to do a fun craft.

A large, dead fish on some newspaper. It’s sort of dark grey. Its eye is intact. It’s covered in red and green paint.A white bandana being held up by two pairs of gloved hands. On it is a print of the dead fish in red, blue, purple, and green. It’s weirdly beautiful. The giant fish is also there. It is, and I cannot emphasize this enough, incredibly grey and dead. And its eye is intact.

The organization that spam mails me to quit my union is on its most cynical argument yet. I keep the raises and the contract whether I pay dues or not, why not just not pay dues?

Ugh so overstimulated by my children, thank god they’re asleep now so I can scroll my camera roll and look at their stupidly cute faces until my eyeballs are so dry they fall out of my head.