first person quoted lmao of course

Since Chinese President Xi is the head of their armed forces, he's also known as the co-Mandarin-chief.

sequel

Your Scary Ad Here@cooluser354.bsky.social · 7d ago

in case you were confused, this is in fact a new headline www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

Ex-Florida congressman Matt Gaetz accused in suit of sex trafficking young women

The lawsuit alleges the two women were supplied with drugs, traveled across state lines and were paid to have sex with men, including Gaetz.

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one of these people owns a gun and its not the one you think

about that time to shamelessly self promo

does anybody bounce on it normal style anymore

i don't want to alarm anyone but there's no doubt in my mind this is the work of Al Qaeda

MS NOW@ms.now · 6d ago

BREAKING: The U.S. Postal Service, FBI, and Capitol Police are investigating suspicious substances mailed to public officials throughout the U.S., including members of Congress. Alicia Menendez reports.

I don’t use blue sky much but sometimes I log on here to check out what’s going on & I have a lot of notifs !!!! thank you all so much for being in love with me romantically

what will your job be in a gasless 2027 united states? i will be a warlord and slaver (of whites only!)

Will Stancil being against the NYC progressive coalition winning their primaries is my personal 9/11. like I need to lie down

my influence……. ♥️

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 7mo ago

better joke by @theoluminati.bsky.social

Reporter: How is it taking care of the Iranian people if you are bombing them? Trump: The Iranian people—when they don't hear bombs go off, they are upset. They want to hear bombs

thank you so much for the incredible hat content @theoluminati.bsky.social I'm absolutely libbing out in my new lib hat

let @theoluminati.bsky.social cook

mother christ got cunted boots on the third slay, which we now celebrate as yeaster songay

You can also get a magnet for your car that tells people Good Political Opinions

theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲@theoluminati.bsky.social · 7mo ago

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perfect angel@shiningangelx.bsky.social · 7mo ago

does this shirt make my tits look fat?

does this shirt make my tits look fat?

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So funny how much leftists on here hate Graham Platner while he is the god of twitter leftists, first really notable rift I’ve seen

on a semi-fortnightly basis, theo luminati and i cross paths to exchange one (1) unit of inscrutable post-ironic pedantry. following Standard Operating Procedures, i then retire to my fortress of accounting studies until the next lumination

thrilled and honored to announce that I will not

Axios@axios.com · 8mo ago

NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview. www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...

There is literally a jestergooning Cheeto hitlermaxxing in the white house