Good news everyone! Moore's Law isn't just dead, we've started reversing it. www.engadget.com/2282431/inte...

Intel is reportedly launching new CPUs on old sockets that support DDR4 memory - Engadget

If you guessed the RAMpocalypse is involved...

engadget.com

One more Phrack 73 leak for you! Blueboxing Myths and Feelings: a nostalgic dive into phone phreaking’s golden age. archives.phrack.org/dl/73/bluebo... by @hackerschoice.bsky.social and @gamma

Wayne's World (1992)

AirTags make that noise "because you cannot make a tracker that does not alert a thief without also making ... a tool for stalking,” EFF’s @evacide.bsky.social told @sixcolors.com. “I think these people have, in fact, considered the implications and decided that they don’t care.”

Silencing AirTags enables stalkers and domestic violence

ElevationLab has released an AirTag product I find appalling, and I strongly urge they immediately withdraw it from sale and recall all inventory. The AirTag Silencer is a simple device: remove the…

sixcolors.com

GOT MILK?

you want to know what's terrifying? ffmpeg is actually a critical part of the transporter software stack in star trek.

choose your Produce fighter:

Lee Casebolt@leecasebolt.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'm sorry but every time I read about Produce I just assume there's a wrestling promotion being booked between the celery and the leaks in a grocery store somewhere.

Uh oh indeed. I've got a bad feeling about this.

John Mulaney is some great casting. I just hope he can pull off the dopey slapstick. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Get Smart Reboot: John Mulaney in Talks to Star in Warner Bros. Movie

Seth Grahame-Smith is writing the screenplay for the feature based on the 1960s series from Mel Brooks and Buck Henry.

hollywoodreporter.com

I like that the premise of this movie is, "this guy was absolutely certain that nobody could play this part but him, and he was right" but they've got a different guy playing the guy who was unique and irreplaceable.

‘I Play Rocky’: Amazon MGM Releases First-Look Pic Of Anthony Ippolito As Sylvester Stallone

The photo features Anthony Ippolito as a young Sylvester Stallone in a film which follows the actor before he became a mega star.

deadline.com

Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf

"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".

are the brexit hostile

maybe the camera just did that.

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · last mo.

no one in the community saw or heard anything when someone ran over a Flock camera with their car. also no one's home surveillance cameras were working at the time. www.boston.com/news/local-n...

Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house

Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house

LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...

thebeaverton.com

Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.

This is not natural, a cheesecake only acts this way when it's in distress and cracks.

Lulu-babu 🍼💕🇦🇷@lulucoded.sisters.moe · 2mo ago

I saw this cheesecake with 100% crust and I cannot stop thinking about it

RIP The Monoculture 1975 - 2025

Robert Peak #1984 h1.nu/1C1DF

It's only just occurred to me that we are the only nerds since March 1962 to live in an age where there is no Doctor Who or Star Trek currently in production.

UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.

Shecky@shecky.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Morning people: yep, looks like the ONE nibble is now ghosting. Going to Kevin's apartment today to start cleanout & get the cats, then we're bringing them here. They HAVE to stay closed in our bedroom, so they're safe for now, but one room is NO way to live the rest of their life. Please. SOMEONE.

I am kind of shocked no one did this as a commercial back in the day youtu.be/NyZvU41phqA

animations for blank vhs covers (16:9)

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What if we kissed in the Burbank scalding hot torture chair?

Nick Carr@nickcarr.bsky.social · 2mo ago

In Burbank, I often drive by this park where, last year, Ron Howard and wife Cheryl made a very sweet donation on their 50th anniversary: this "kissing chair," two beautifully engraved bronze chairs reversed so a couple can sit and face each other. There's only one problem -

Picard management tip: When a crew member's behavior changes significantly, inquire and investigate. It could be important.

Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"

Proof you've been too on-line for too long, legal edition: If you read this headline before looking at the picture, and your first thought didn't involve the Catholic Church.

Jomboy Media (Unofficial)@jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Pope Hat Night at the White Sox game

1890s mom calling every deck of playing cards a Nintendo

Shabb@Con prep is in full swing getting ready for you all! Find us Friday night and Saturday in room G103 at the Tuscany. We're pretty easy to spot on the patio entrance from the side of the pool area.