Theta & the Gang
@thetafive.com
artist and shitposter, lots of FFXIV and NSFW. Blender and Gpose! I don't have a schedule, I just post whenever. No AI, no minors Linktree: https://t.co/gPIwtnpBOM Discord Server: discord.gg/VGhkV7G3pk Support me: https://www.patreon.com/cw/thetafive
just to make sure we’re all on the same page for general election season, let’s brush up on our white boy arabic: -inshallah-“if god allows,” or “lord willing” used BEFORE something good happens -mashallah-“what god has willed,” or “good things come from god” used AFTER something good happens
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
I wish I could afford to get more character art, I've been thinking a lot about how formative some of the early comms I got of Zira influenced her character, and I still have barely anything of Athe, R'eya, and River
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” well I asked the Bouncy Council
El-Sayed: "They think they want to use my whole name against me. Mike, listen man, If you can't say the name -- it's Abdulrahman -- keep the name out your damn mouth."
River's not shy about showing off a little either... #ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #viera
I've hit a little bit of a creative block, combined with having to travel for a few days, so I most likely won't have anything new to post until next week. See you all in a bit!
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
I give up, I spent 15 minutes trying to come up with a caption for this
I keep getting these obviously scam (AI?) voicemails that are like "oh, hello? can you hear me? hello?" fucker if you're so dumb you can't tell you're talking to the answering machine I don't need to talk to you, scam or not
I pressed the wrong emote in gpose and he just started doing this
every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]
I like how the premise of this short is that all our dads wore slutty shorts too
Did we forget about hoochie daddy shorts? || Men’s Fashion 1950s-1980s
YouTube video by Trends of the Times
youtube.com
It's not a coincidence that the men who wore slutty shorts are dads and grandpas now, but dudes who are afraid of them today are experiencing a male loneliness epidemic.
River's not shy about showing off a little either... #ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #viera
