@thisoneisfine.bsky.social
the moral cock of the universe is long but it bends toward pussy. or some philosophy shit idk
Please, fat fuck was my father's name, call me schlub
cedar longpenis@guypussy.bsky.social · 7h agoplease gooner was my fathers name call me fat fuck
M: your mission is to make it from Troy to Ithaca, where agent Penelope will be waiting Q: now, look 007. This satchel here is no ordinary satchel. It contains the winds of Zephyr Bond, doing the worst smirk ever: id have thought there's enough windbags around here already
I didnt know Garfield did a Tori Amos cover album
sarah-rah-rasputin@fannybandit69.bsky.social · 11h agoi didnt know garfield got pussy like that
"why is 'wake up' on your to do list" so that i can immediately check something off obviosuly
Robotgirl who calls her strapon her "peripheral"
Juno 🏳️⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶@junowillbark.for-a.click · 14h agorobotgirl who calls her pussy her "memory hole"
Robotgirl who got that "big endian"
Juno 🏳️⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶@junowillbark.for-a.click · 14h agorobotgirl who calls her pussy her "memory hole"
Robotgirl who calls masturbation "bit flipping"
Juno 🏳️⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶@junowillbark.for-a.click · 14h agorobotgirl who calls her pussy her "memory hole"
"Well... *blushes* is there a 'mister' ingno" shes asks sheepishly
miss fern 🏳️⚧️😘@miss-fern.bsky.social · 2mo agomissingno is a girl
The road to fascism was paved with "Reddit atheist" and "shrill feminist" and "blue hair and pronouns". The vanguard wasn't the rabid reactionaries. It was the "normals", "apoliticals", who tolerate occasional sexist comments but mock the "cringe" of well-meaning and earnest but awkward people.
Who do you think can blow the fattest vape cloud, grimace or the hamburglar
cedar longpenis@guypussy.bsky.social · 2d agomcdonalds releasing a new burger called the McNic which is a burger containing 10 milligrams of nicotine
I was recently told that I'm going to look great with crows feet, grey hair, etc. I immediately started tearing up because I realized for the first time in my life that I WANTED to see that on me. Not only do I WANT to grow old, I'm determined to do so
Do you think men used to send dick pics by mail? Would that be "delivering the post"?
maddy coolpants@maddycoolpants.bsky.social · 5d agoit’s not “posting dick” you plebeian its “skeeting your meat”
SPR stands for "strategic penis reserve" as in "she draining my SPR like the US is tapping into all its petroleum reserves
☀️@stel.energy · 5d agopdx stands for penis denis xenis. girl named
When the yearning starts to sound like comic book onomatopoeias: BOOM! POW! ZAP! BLAMMO! TINGLE! TWANG! WHOOSH!
god made me in her image: formless, inconceivable, cruel
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