June
@junipertuniper.bsky.social
I try to post good sometimes Trumpet for @slpancakes.bsky.social Pfp: https://picrew.me/en/search/creator?crid=2322013
i once saw a cis guy named jeff who was a huuuge pedophile and now i don't trust any cis people on principle until they pass the vibe check
My girl should call me Carnivine The way she makes me wanna Chomp Whole
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
Going around the apartment doing Flowery vocal stims while my wife is away feels like cheating
Hot milf in your area is barking like a fucking dog at her place of employment
Me, a gullible fool: Oh it looks like Mr. Suplex wants a hug! :)
Me watching my wife get railed and waiting so patiently for my turn
To all my trans siblings in the UK. May you find the resilience to defy and the unity to succeed in your defiance. Piss freely, piss righteously, piss honourably.
"Is she a lesbian or is she just Catholic?" "Y'know sometimes they're one in the same"
Annie and I both saw a shirt that said "New York City" on it and I look over at them and just say "undahwatah"
"why is 'wake up' on your to do list" so that i can immediately check something off obviosuly
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
Jax is such a beautifully written character because the WHOLE show, she's this douchey nihilistic character you aren't supposed to identify with, and slowly we start to understand why she's like that. Then, when her worldview is shattered, she starts to treat herself how she treated others!
60-75% of people's problems with TADC would unfortunately be solved by time cards stating precisely how much time has passed between scenes and the other 25-40% would be solved by people being willing to unpack their transphobia
I still have reddit on my phone so I can look at One Piece spoilers and news without having X The Everything App on my phone
cameron winter at the kentucky derby: dude what the fuck. theres only 20 of them
Hey guys look at this screenshot I found Picard is soooooo sleeepy
