im cherubic as fuck bro. im angelic as hell. god put starlight in my eyes and heaven on my lips motherfucker.
🐝Piper!🐝
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fortysomething tranny (she/her) @w00feys.bsky.social is my dog ❤️ visit pghrt.diy for DIY HRT info
im out of progesterone and my next several paychecks are earmarked for rent + bills im still behind on. so im throwing myself on the mercy of the skyline-- anything helps! cashapp $jazzguineapig to help Piper afford prog 💕💜💖
i should go to the renn faire this fall
juno Rylee Schultz@junoryleejournalism.com · 7h agoA Pumpkin Spice Lap Dance
This is an absolutely perfect answer. This is how you do it. He's so good at this.
Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 3w agoWe're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
I refuse to believe Tolkien spent so much time carefully crafting his world and never explored their freaky little sex lives. I bet theres a vault somewhere with hastily scribbled notes about the mating habits of wood elves and what ent ejaculate looks like. His son must be burying the truth
Marghoul@marghoul.bsky.social · yesterdayI bet Tom Bombadil is packing. And I bet he's never once given a shit one way or the other.
never kill yourself, u might meet the love of ur life in your 40s
cant believe they made me work on 9/11. so much for the happiest day of the year
"and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?" no you're supposed to get fucked by the dog, obviously
why yes i am happy to see you how did you know?
you've heard of hurt people hurt people can we get a healed people heal people going in here chat?
trans people have a better claim to being "born again" than christians do
i'm becoming the inverse halimede. i think trans women should get bottom surgery because i love pussy and i'm a chaser.
all gender is performative even and especially cis people
played Balatro for the first time in months and won my very first run 🤯
what’s everyone’s plans for 9/11? does everyone have their menus finalized or are you still tinkering?
I think there's great power in being The Trans Coworker in terms of making us normal and just people. None of your other coworkers who are minorities get to choose who knows they're minorities in most cases
its been said before but there really needs to be a word for "attracted to multiple genders but the list does NOT include cis men"
in the age of llm's replacing every emails job ive never been happier to have a manual labor factory job
steven tyler would have made an exquisite lesbian
L. Russell Allen, IV@rustyincbus.bsky.social · last wk.